“two marmosets, two capuchin monkeys and a cotton-top tamarin”

Five endangered monkeys stolen from France's La Fleche zoo.

“She was wild as a crow to begin with”

Sick monkey goes missing in Northern Ireland.

“12 grapes at midnight”

Güet, gorilla at Spain's Madrid Zoo Aquarium, celebrates his first birthday.

“reportedly made medical history”

Emma, chimpanzee at Edinburgh Zoo, recovers after groundbreaking treatment.

Goodbye, Gregoire

Africa's oldest known chimpanzee dead in his sleep at 66 years.

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Children’s Jewelry Sold Exclusively in Hawaii Recalled by Aloha 808 Trading Due to Risk of Lead Exposure

Hallmark Recalls Jumbo Snow Globes Due to Fire Hazard

Gardener’s Supply Company Recalls Candle-Powered Carousels Due to Fire Hazard

“she had wept softly for what she was leaving behind”

Keepers play matchmaker among the gorillas at Canada's Toronto Zoo.

“reports of nausea and small children crying”

Feeding a gorilla brussell sprouts has unfortunate results, Australian officials say.

“Drunken stupidity would be a good guess”

Minnesota mechanical gorilla reunited with head, two accused.

“drew public attention”

The last of 15 patas monkeys which escaped from FL's Safari Wild earlier this year has been recaptured,and Lex Salisbury, embattled president of Tampa's Lowry Park Zoo, has resigned under a cloud.

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Evenflo Recalls Majestic™ High Chairs Due to Fall and Choking Hazards

“they are just like a little kid”

Nebraska woman choosy about who adopts her monkey.

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Xtreme Toy Zone Recalls Toy Dinosaurs Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard

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Regal Lager Recall to Replace Phil & Teds Strollers Due to Fall Hazard

“fighting for her life in hospital”

Northern Irish visitor to African animal sanctuary bitten by monkey, in critical condition with rabies.

“Almasty can bewitch a man”

Pravda reports a yeti outbreak in Northern Caucasus with a sex angle.

“beating him senseless”

British newspaper celebrates Chinese monkey-on-man violence.

“staff were not sure she was pregnant”

Surprise birth at New Zealand's Brooklands Zoo.

“first aid was not there today”

Visitor injured at India's Alipore Zoo when put-upon chimpanzee hurls a rock into the crowd.

“monkey cages built on his property”

Even in the staid world of zoo administration, scandal makes headlines!

“she makes the sound voluntarily”

Orangutan at Great Ape Trust of Iowa teaches herself to whistle.