We should consider the root causes of gorilla attack, and ask ourselves "why do gorillas hate us?" according to meat-hating Texas prof. "I am convinced that we are still only seconds away from putting lions and tigers into a coliseum-like setting and pitting them against humans in the style of ancient Rome."
Scottish Primate Research Group at St Andrews University comes this close to demanding vote for our cousin, the chimpanzee. Queen of the Chimps is name-checked.
Sacramento invites anti-tobacco activist to scare the hell out of middle schoolers with human, monkey brains. "His delivery is devoid of browbeating," except for the part where he "shook solution from the dripping brain of a cadaver," I guess.