Monday, August 31, 2009

Sunday, August 30, 2009

“huge monkey off Force India's back”

As a Jordan Grand Prix supporter, I'm experiencing mixed feelings this weekend.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

“brutal chimp attack”

Let me just say, as a Connecticut tax-payer, I don't feel responsible for the terrible things that happened to Charla Nash, and that I don't feel liable for any misfeasance, malfeasance, or nonfeasance that state authorities may have committed.

“a very charming, fun loving and intelligent gorilla”

London Zoo to import a beret-wearing French gorilla, Yeboah, to romance the local talent.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

“reunited with his female companion, Picchu”

Machu, a South American Pygmy Marmoset monkey who briefly got out of his enclosure at New Zealand's Wellington Zoo, has been recaptured.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

“Minty escaped after a series of unfortunate events”

Minty the capuchin monkey at New Zealand's Willowbank Wildlife Reserve outsmarts zoo staff, who baited a trap with a banana.

Update: Minty trapped, who's so smart now?

Monday, August 10, 2009

Pretend tweet

Don't taze me unless you have an earth-friendly rechargeable green taser, bro!

“visitors will receive complimentary banana-themed treats”

Two gorilla birthdays are celebrated at Boston's Franklin Park Zoo.

“I can't confirm that it wasn't Bigfoot”

There's a mystery critter roaming northern Florida.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Friday, August 07, 2009

“engaged in some monkey business of her own”

Donna Quinter, wife of Monkees drummer Micky Dolenz, arrested for concealing income and allegedly stealing $136,866 in rental subsidies from the New York City Housing Development Corp.

Thursday, August 06, 2009