Friday, June 29, 2007

Thursday, June 28, 2007

“the verbally active Asian ape”

Gibbons at the door planned for an expanded Fresno Chaffee Zoo, taxpayers willing.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Friday, June 22, 2007

“eldest child's IQ”

Like every other oldest, I endorse this science.

“It was easy to find a reason to take legal action against Van Roosmalen”

Dutch monkey researcher Marc van Roosmalen neglects to get his Brazilian monkey license, remembers to get his Brazilian monkeys. 14 year prison term awaits.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

“A doctor's office can be a scary place”

Pediatric clinic distracts patients with live streaming video of Minnesota Zoo gibbons.

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

“We have to ask ourselves what is going on here?”

Paris Hilton steals attention from manbearpig's marketing initiative.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Saturday, June 16, 2007

“without looking like surrender monkeys”

You say &ldquoPull and Strike&rdquo, I suggest Yank and Crank, it's a wash.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007


One hand washes the other as Connecticut acts to protect crooked politician's pensions.

Monday, June 11, 2007

Scientists think they're so smart!

Chimpanzee at Kenya's Sweetwaters Chimpanzee Sanctuary reproduces despite contraceptives.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

“Children = howler monkeys”

Behind the Counter disapproves of children running loose in his store.

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Friday, June 08, 2007

“at the Bronx Zoo”

Gorilla mother and baby in this livescience feature.

Wednesday, June 06, 2007


Well, this'll be fun.

Monday, June 04, 2007

Saturday, June 02, 2007

“stealing cat food and defecating on the porch”

Vancouver suffers monkeys and friends on the loose.

“abusive or neglectful situations”

Monkeys with issues at Arizona's Keepers of the Wild.

‘63.5 million hits for "monkey"’

Houston entrepreneurs bet against Google.

“apologise in advance to all monkeys”

Hounds of blogwar loosed as Bulgarian and Macedonian factions post ugly.