Thursday, January 31, 2008

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

“Chim Chim grabbed her left breast”

Was Christina Ricci groped by a chimpanzee? "Monkeys are crazy and you never what they'll grab onto"

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Draft Condoleezza Rice!

More than we can hope for, I'm afraid.

“escapes still happen”

Lemur contamination of restaurant area charged as one of problems at UK's Dalton Zoo.

“Chimpanzees can be clever”

British memory phenom pwned by chimpanzee.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

“To Drop Out”

Kucinich comes up short.

Don't Buy Made in China!

Chinese-made wood blocks & train sets sold at Christmas Tree Shops recalled for excessive lead.

“the name that raises the most money, wins”

St. Paul Minnesota's Como Zoo to raise money, name their new orangutan.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

“a description that directed police to the suspect”

Man allegedly intent on a little burglary makes himself "inconspicuous" in monkey pajamas.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

a boy vervet monkey

Australia's Werribee Open Range Zoo gives animals their annual checkup, pleased to learn that little Jed the vervet monkey is a boy vervet monkey.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008

“Dr Jojo Magicspacemonkey”

Welsh man garners headlines by changing his name.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Friday, January 18, 2008

“and hope it goes away”

At Falling Panda, Lollipop Guild delivers the vote.

“solitary confinement of Rigo the gorilla”

Animal abuse alleged at Australia's Melbourne Zoo.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Monday, January 14, 2008

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Friday, January 11, 2008

“they again sneak back into the city”

Monkey menace again a hot topic in Indian politics.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

“Realm of the Red Ape”

UK's Chester Zoo perform's its annual animal census and photo-op.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

“When she came back a third time”

Child abuse, in the gorilla world.

“a general insult to all of humanity”

Against common sense, people do get all excited about cricket and call each other awful names when they're competing.

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Friday, January 04, 2008

“caught the staff by surprise”

Birthday party held for Tracy, Louisiana chimpanzee fathered by vasectomied father. (Reminds me of "was your father also a eunuch?")

“the three leaders in this campaign”

Mecha-Hillary roars defiance at caucusers, law.

“less than 1 percent”

CT's Senator Chris "Who?" Dodd returns to Connecticut an ex-candidate.