Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Friday, July 20, 2007

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Goodbye, Fifi

Sydney, Australia's Taronga Zoo mourns Fifi, a 60-year-old chimpanzee.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

“The creature stole his glasses”

South Korean tourist in India files charges against thieving monkey.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007


Humans first walked upright 'to save energy,' scientists say.

Saturday, July 14, 2007

“tainted hummus”

Sampling Iranian delicacies sickens over 100 in Chicago.

ring-tailed lemurs unharmed

Zebra gunned down in Texas drive-by.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Monday, July 09, 2007

“some bugger wants me for dinner”

Ewan McGregor attracts unwanted attention while making gorilla documentary in “Democratic Republic of Congo”.

“seized more than 900 poached monkeys”

Monkey-poachers in Malaysia suffer a loss.

“flung a huge rock”

Cameroon gorilla acts for all humanity.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Earning PMRC offsets

Al Gore, on a contact high, insists that entertainment celebrities pissing fuel away on “Live Earth” is politically sound.

“hysteria in Al Gore’s schlockumentary”

Ice drilling in Greenland dissents from Al Gore's unanimous consensus.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Cheez Whiz?

City of Brotherly Love makes room for more gorillas.

“at the lemur exhibit ”

A tree grows in South Carolina then it lands on a three-year-old.

“Maybe they were planning on building an ark”

If they'll steal monkeys, they'll steal kittens.

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

“grey-shanked douc”

Scientists discover “the world's largest known population of the endangered monkey species”, endangered still, like world's tallest midgets.

Monday, July 02, 2007

“bitten an actor on the set”

Chim Chim not a happy chimpanzee, PETA alleges.