“The monkey's name was Phyllis”

Alabama man gets back his monkey, still named Phyllis. Phyllis the monkey.

The Insurrection begins!

Baboons raid Saudi Arabian capital. Imagine: toothy monkeys now control the world's largest petroleum field.

Put Up or Shut Up

You're free to spend your own money on it, ya know.

It's a way of life!

At The Monkey Tennis Centre, archbishop in a burqa.

“Lemur in Latin means ghost”

Denver Zoo adds Mongoose lemurs.

“throwing dirt clumps, stones, and sticks”

Wildlife Conservation Society trains gorillas in weapons use.

Bulbous also tapered

A squirrel eating jelly donuts in a polyethylene bag.

“moving to Des Moines”

Democrat presidential candidate Chris Dodd flees Connecticut.

“a great danger to the organized labor movement”

Kentucky legend the Parkes Monkey: monkeys at work in Kentucky's rolling hemp fields.

“Nuclear-armed monkeys”

The MediaBlog spills the beans (or bananas!) on the red flag of simian revolution.

“Li Bao”

Gibbon christened.

“Monkeys are wreaking havoc”

Monkey gangs dominate northern India. “The state government has formed a panel to study the problem”

“in harmony with nature”

Real estate column, blighted by monkeys.

“cancer-causing monkey viruses”

Twoofers aren't the only nut-jobs. A new take on a classic conspiracy obsession.

Monkey shortage averted!

Scientists announce monkey-embryo cloning success. World rejoices.

“where did it come from”

Donut-eating undocumented ape haunts the Florida back-country.

“Bad times -- probably very bad times -- are coming”

Nanny Bloomberg dips toe in the water for independent Presidential run (followed by appointment as Hillary's Transfat Czar).

That Corvair thing was a crock, too

In typical Google news “blast from the past” fashion, we're treated to prediction by astute political commentator Ralph Nader of the then-impending victory of Ned “What Me Worry” Lamont over then-and-current Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.

“rogue animal”

Bloody monkey rampage reported in New Delhi.

Update: Collared.

“We're talking evolution”

Hitting all the tourist traps on the Scopes Monkey Trail.