Can kazoo ban be far behind?

Wallingford, CT considers ban on Silly String.

“the verbally active Asian ape”

Gibbons at the door planned for an expanded Fresno Chaffee Zoo, taxpayers willing.

could go to China

I blame Nixon. (Free Tibet, too.)

‘a chimpanzee regularly referred to as the live show's "intern"’

G4 programming honcho revealed.

dismal science, indeed

Economics.com says researchers may get up at dawn hoping to grab chimpanzee faeces that fall from the trees.

“eldest child's IQ”

Like every other oldest, I endorse this science.

“It was easy to find a reason to take legal action against Van Roosmalen”

Dutch monkey researcher Marc van Roosmalen neglects to get his Brazilian monkey license, remembers to get his Brazilian monkeys. 14 year prison term awaits.

“A doctor's office can be a scary place”

Pediatric clinic distracts patients with live streaming video of Minnesota Zoo gibbons.

“they protect our freedom”

Sock monkeys support our troops.

“We have to ask ourselves what is going on here?”

Paris Hilton steals attention from manbearpig's marketing initiative.

“Lead Paint”

Via the underwear drawer, chinese poisoners pick their victims young.

“without looking like surrender monkeys”

You say &ldquoPull and Strike&rdquo, I suggest Yank and Crank, it's a wash.

‘The passenger in a vintage sidecar is called a "monkey"’

Sidecar racing.

Bipartisan!

One hand washes the other as Connecticut acts to protect crooked politician's pensions.

“and a three-year loss of hunting and fishing privileges”

Vermont man charged with keeping forbidden monkeys.

By gorilla or gorillas unknown

Netherland's Blijdorp Zoo liable for injuries caused by escaped all-too-well-known gorilla Bokito.

Scientists think they're so smart!

Chimpanzee at Kenya's Sweetwaters Chimpanzee Sanctuary reproduces despite contraceptives.

“Children = howler monkeys”

Behind the Counter disapproves of children running loose in his store.

Lowland gorillas are on their own

San Francisco is running for mountain gorillas.

“at the Bronx Zoo”

Gorilla mother and baby in this livescience feature.