“three youths attempted to break a lock on the enclosure housing the Amur tigers”

Tiger-napping attempt foiled at Scotland's Edinburgh Zoo, site of previous monkey-burning attempt.

“Europe's path to a greener future is being paved by the rapid destruction of rain forests around the world”

European enthusiasm for bio-diesel blamed for accelerating destruction of rain forest and wildlife in Malaysia and Indonesia.

Revenge is your right! Revenge is your duty!

Early humans nothing more than helpless cave-wimps in the jaws of toothy predators, says Man the Hunted: Primates, Predators and Human Evolution.  March 15th is IEATAPETA Day.

“hippos, grysbok, baboons, kudu, waterbucks, warthog, elephants and crocodiles”

Zambezi Valley Hunts Auction offers trophy-hunting trash something out of the ordinary.

“capable of breaking a camel's neck with one snap of their strong jaws”

Baboons openly war on humans, other animals, as Somali drought continues to worsen.

Can't make this stuff up

Ohio State University professor chains self to gate, delaying chimpanzee transfer

“If anything, I should have jumped on the truck and gone with them”

Indeed.

“costs running to £3m”

New orangutan enlosure being built at UK's Chester Zoo

“What secrets do the fynbos hide?”

Jenni Trethowan: apologist for Cape Town's bloodthirsty baboons.

“a grueling gorilla schedule”

Warner Brothers's Robinov threatens: re-elect Arnold or a third Conan movie, it'll be on your heads!

“Malaysian authorities have decided it is they who should locate him”

In today's Quirks in the News: it's Malaysian jail for unauthorized foreign bigfoot hunters.

“animal rights activists who appeared at a Board of Regents meeting last fall in a monkey suit and masks”

Fight over University of Colorado Health Sciences Center research monkeys to move to North Carolina's Wake Forest University, much like the monkeys themselves.

“good views of tigers were not obtained”

See the wildlife at India's Corbett National Park from elephant-back.

“The session at Spearfish Canyon Lodge is not open to the public”

Spearfish, South Dakota anticipates visit from Roots and Shoots chief Jane Goodall.

“the skeleton of Able, the first monkey to fly in space”

National Museum of Health and Medicine (ex-Army Medical Museum) sent packing by Base Closure and Realignment Commission.

“It is inevitable that animals are going to die”

Questions asked about animal deaths at Australia's Melbourne Zoo.

or Daz™

U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases team gets patent for ricin vaccine production technique. Suspected ricin Biz™ found in University of Texas laundry room.

“Some eventually rejected the cell transplants”

University of Minnesota researchers reverse diabetes in monkeys with pig Islets of Langerhans cells.

David Gregory hissy in 5,4,3,...

Friday's death of Don Knotts not publicized until Saturday!

“I am shocked and disappointed”

Edinburgh Zoo expansion plan “enrages” UK animal welfare groups already in a permanent snit due to dental pain.

“last seen driving a red Ford F-150 pickup”

Gorilla wannabe robs Macon, GA convenience store