"The group had returned to Uganda only a month earlier"

Wandering border gorillas back in Rwanda.

"heavily punished with various calamities"

Malaysian shaman warns of dire consequences for those who dress up animals.

"Mayor Richard M. Daley was on hand"

Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo unveils $13.4 million Pritzker Family Children's Zoo.

"he’s starting to get his first few teeth"

After two months, baby gorilla at Chicago's Brookfield Zoo gets a name.

Who decided that it's culturally sensitive to name gorillas in Swahili, by the way?

"ready to welcome back real tourists instead of the UN officials"

Sierra Leone seeks to promote tourism with beaches, chimpanzees, &c. CIA World Factbook entry here.

"It used to be farm animals"

Monkeys among the animals mimicked by children at San Diego County Fair.

Seal the borders!

Discovering Chimpanzees: The Remarkable World of Jane Goodall opens at the Manitoba Museum.

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"We're being very serious when we bring the monkey suit out"

Activists, research monkeys, gorilla mask, it's the same old story.

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"their ability to hurt you is much greater than you think"

Monkey-friendly Florida couple praised as "high end" owners of exotic pets.

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"very, very unfortunate set of circumstance"

The death of Indah the orangutan at Great Ape Trust of Iowa due to poor veterinary care at the National Zoo, says Washington Post.

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"we have virtually no information about monkeys"

State government of Kolkata, India to throw money at monkey menace.

we have roped in several NGOs who have been given responsibilities to collect information on monkeys.

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"the guest room smells like unwashed baby primate"

Trouble at Topic Drift!

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Where the monkeys come rushing down the plain!

Disney Presents Tarzan, a Broadway musical, looks to spring 2006 opening.

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"I think this is a lot more about politics than it is about policy"

Connecticut legislature votes to sue feds to be allowed to leave behind any children it damned well pleases. Dick Blumenthal has profile sharpened in expectation of photo ops.

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"It's highly unusual for birds to fly away from the zoo"

Readers near Wichita's Sedgwick County Zoo asked to keep an eye out for a pair of pink flamingos, contact zoo if spotted.

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"says it has been flooded with requests"

Vienna's Schoenbrunn Zoo claims Austrians, spurred by £14,400 sale of three paintings by a chimp, pester them for paintings by Nonja the orangutan.

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"the largest lizard species in the world"

Animal deaths at the National Zoo are rehashed.

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"she’s in Aruba"

I have my doubts about it, but according to this, you can see Greta Van Susteren punched by a monkey on Fox News tonight.

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No monkey content

tvsquad reports historian Shelby Foote dead at 88.

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"although the plane was in less that mint condition"

Tales of the Gold Monkey plane only partially destroyed in February fire, now being restored.

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