"a six-day rampage"

Malaysia's long night of macaque terror ends.

1,000 scientists can't be wrong

Less food for you is no burden on them.

"the beginnings of the evolutionary history of humans"

Early anthropoids originated in Asia, says new study.

"pupils got a rude shock when monkeys caned some of their colleagues"

Animals exit Kenya's Maasai Mara Game Reserve, rampage.

"They act like a human being"

Iowa grade-school group visits Great Ape Trust orangutans.

Bloggers take note

The LLama Butchers want your links. For a good cause.

"a trusted pair of hands"

'Dominique de Villepin (who is a man)' jokes back in style!

Update: First sighting!

"He was such a wee dote"

Northern Ireland monkey still on the loose.

"poachers armed with AK-47s"

Kenyan national park Meru, site of Born Free story, restocked.

"Lisa Leitten is finished living her double life"

Will PETA loons support her while she looks for a real job?

"the population in the area was not being collaborative"

Congo's Ebola victims unhelpful, UN World Health Organization complains.

"toxic pesticides or poisonous berries near the enclosure or from a disease harbored by gibbons"

Washington Post columnist regurgitates PETA press release vilifying Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo.

"came down with cerebral malaria at the end of the trip"

Ape portraits on display at UK's Natural History Museum.

"following a row with his father"

Spider monkey on the run from Northern Ireland's Belfast Zoo.

‘a rhesus monkey named "Jocko Flocko"’

NASCAR drivers and their pets.

"So the parents are naturally very aggressive and even dangerous"

India's monkey catchers take the summer off.

"our story was unbalanced"

Readers' Editor at UK's The Observer says they unfairly criticized animal rights thugs.

"a loud machine gun fire sound"

Student at India's National Defence Academy invents monkey repellant.

"somewhat better behaved than some people"

A story on St. James and LaDonna Davis, victims of California chimp attack, including a wedding photo which features their chimpanzee (not involved in the attack), who was "a combination of flower-thrower and best man."

(I've previously linked an earlier publication of this article, but without the photo.)

"An estimated 200 million animals"

Experts will be out-numbered by the ignorant when Taiwan considers the fate of animals dumped during religious ceremonies.