“It was so much fun”

Florida's mystery monkey draws copycat imitators.

“they're going to kill me”

Death threats for trapper working to catch Florida's mystery monkey.

“it's now gone viral on the Internet”

Apparently I'm late to the story of a New Hampshire man in a gorilla suit pestering firefighters.

“ran away following a playground-like spat with other monkeys”

The backstory on the "missing UK monkey" from Tuesday.

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Deux par Deux Minimome Recalls Children's Snowsuits and Coats with Drawstrings Due to Strangulation Hazard

“safely returned to the zoo”

Missing monkey in UK is missing no more.

“he is fighting for his life”

Baby orangutan at Zoo Atlanta feared to be failing to thrive.

“scooped mouthfuls of seed out of a bird feeder”

The story of Florida's mystery monkey continues.

“in return the country will be getting foreign exchange”

Uganda to export monkeys to Russia. How they'll be received isn't discussed.

“tried to re-claim his tiffin”

Softly softly catchee monkey, or else!

“this is such a rare event”

Ring-tailed lemur triplets born at UK's Beale Park.

Goodbye, Jessy

22-year-old female chimpanzee dies after fall at India's Alipore zoo.

“not going to hurt anybody or anything like that”

North West of England troubled by escaped Capuchin monkey.

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Foria International Recalls Women’s Peacoats Due to Violation of Federal Flammability Standard

Update: Children's Hooded Jackets with Drawstrings Recalled by 5 Star Apparel Due to Strangulation Hazard

“I'm pumping blood all over”

Noah, the bitey service monkey from Chesapeake, Va, now somebody else's problem.

¡Cuidado! Simios!

Chicago's Brookfield Zoo opens their Ape Awareness program.

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Gund Recalls to Replace Baby Books Due to Choking Hazard

Goodbye, Yeboah

Gorilla Yeboah dies at London Zoo after a heart attack. Results of a post-mortem examination are expected to be revealed in a few weeks. *

‘described her condition as “very delicate"&rsquo

Young female gorilla at Louisville Zoo continues to improve after the loss of part of her left leg in "a skirmish within the family group.”

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Crate and Barrel Recalls Glass Water Bottles Due to Laceration Hazard

Chrome Shelving Recalled by King Long Metal Due to Injury Hazard; Sold Exclusively at Costco

Bauer Recalls Children's Hockey Sticks Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard