"to clearly illustrate his dominance"

Lincoln Park Zoo gorilla attack described as "not aggressive" and gorilla as "friendly". Nobody describes OSHA as "friendly".

"The locals clearly thought we were no-hopers"

When in Holland, be sure to visit Apenheul gorilla and monkey reserve in Apeldoorn:

It is home to more than 30 species of primates, many of them free to confront you as you walk through the park

So, you know, check your valuables.

And wear a cup.

"it is nothing compared to what the animals go through"

Philippine PETA loons pester Covance workers in Singapore.

"Kyle Petty has been in contact with LaDonna Davis many times offering her words of encouragement"

St James Davis, victim of California chimp attack continues to recuperate.

"The Nyakagezi group"

Uganda loses money after peripatetic gorillas head back to Rwanda.

"the woman is in good condition"

Gorilla bites keeper at Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo.

Update: Zookeeper released from hospital, zoo blames keeper not Kwan, the gorilla.

"One protester wearing a monkey mask climbed on to a traffic light to view the spectacle"

A few bad anarchists spoil the whole Carnival for all the more laid-back anti-capitalists. Sod off, swampy! explained.

"we can confirm that the elephant will not appear again"

UK's Captive Animals' Protection Society gloats after getting another animal fired.

"we are sending the wrong message"

Nothern Ireland member of Parliament more concerned about the appearances part than the dirty, vicious, bitey part of monkey ownership.

"The bills are modeled after successful legislation"

“Great Ape Conservation and Reauthorization Act” to throw more monkey down Democratic Republic of Congo rathole.

"I just wanted a place to chill out"

UK veterinary surgeon's shed design put to use in Bwindi Impenetrable Forest gorilla conservation work.

"I was very proud to have gone and done what I could"

Veteran of Iraq to head security for Great Ape Trust of Iowa.

"How ghastly is this?"

Animal Crackers is on top of the eagerness of PETA loons to kill animals (over 10,000 between 1998 and 2003) and ugly related topics.

"squealing and leaping about"

Nicole Kidman spotted loitering about the ape house, acting like a chimpanzee, says Irish ExaminerThomas Crosbie Media.

"officials said they do not get rid of their aging animals"

Animal Rights Foundation of Florida blame Florida's Metro Zoo for what others do. They are handy, though.

"John wasn’t any bigger than a pint of pee"

Game wardening in Maine.

"I want a monkey"

Babylonandon thinks about the children.

"an ongoing federal investigation"

Penny the polar bear dead at Missouri's St. Louis Zoo.

"INDANGANGAGI!"

Rwanda Parks and Tourism Board gets a taker on adopt-a-gorilla plan: telecom company MTN Rwandacell.

"What no one knew, however, was the female ring-tailed lemur was pregnant"

North Carolina's Schiele Museum of Natural History surprised, pleased with lemur births.