"to prevent them from extinction"

Philippine officials release two tarsiers into the wild. Story doesn't make it clear why they weren't fine where they originally were.

"This is part of the Species Survival Plan"

Santa Barbara Zoo borrows two extremely goofy-looking spectacled langurs from the Houston Zoo.

"We’ve been really excited all summer"

New Mexico's Rio Grande Zoo opens "Adventure Africa" exhibit with drum circle.

"I, for one, am never going back there if things don’t improve"

Malaysia's National Zoo is panned.

"local hunters recently spent a month hunting one monkey for a Chinese client"

Two legs, four legs, or six, if it moves they're hunting it, in Uganda.

"this is all very exciting news for the male"

UK college students contemplate sexual promiscuity in females.

"for the coming cool season"

Primates at Thai zoos get gunny-sack blankets. Not enough to go around for poor people, though.

"Jumoke"

Maryland Zoo plays mean trick on defenseless little baby chimp.

"panthers, elephants, gorillas, peacocks and gazelles"

"Road rage" originator eager for another 15 minutes of fame.

"to clean up a beach"

Queen of the Chimps Jane Goodall to coerce manual labor from Taiwanese youth.

"concern for public safety"

Campbell county, KY, bans gorillas, rhinoceroses, shrews, and other proven-dangerous animals.

"Famed anthropologist Jane Goodall" (sic)

Queen of the Chimps Jane Goodall due for honorary degree at Rutgers.

"English or American?"

A bartender's guide to the Monkey Gland Cocktail.

Is it just me

Or is everybody hating Wikipedia this year?

Watch out for that first step…it’s a doozy!

Great Falls Tribune reports on bowhunter's treestand tumble.

"he has exhibited his works every now and then since the 1970s"

Desmond Morris, author of The Naked Ape, has paintings exhibited in London.

"There are some girls whose eyes are like ‘monkeys'"

Yemenis aghast at cosmetic contact lenses.

No monkey content

They said: "Man accused of sex assault in court"

They meant: "Man accused in court of sex assault"

"I am protesting against the loss of independence in art"

Vandal misses statue of Michael Jackson and his monkey Bubbles in Berlin blood-spraying attack.

"may slow cell to cell transfer of HIV"

Colorado's Evolutionary Genomics say they know why chimpanzees don't get AIDS, and are at work to make that knowledge practical.