“two adult and two baby tamarins and four male pygmy marmosets”

Monkey-nappers strike Australia's Symbio Wildlife Park.

Update: Found

“participants learned how to fire off bottle rockets”

Japanese villagers train in using fireworks to drive off marauding monkeys.

They don't look very dangerous to me, frankly

Basketball-Shaped Chair and Ottoman Sets Recalled by Colleen Karis Designs Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard; Sold at HomeGoods Stores

Buckyballs® High Powered Magnets Sets Recalled by Maxfield and Oberton Due to Violation of Federal Toy Standard

“a white-crowned mangabey and a sulawesi crested macaque”

Simian births noted at Irelands's Dublin Zoo

“talking to the Indonesian authorities”

Darwin Australia vexed by roaming mystery monkey.

“She marched to the beat of her own drum”

Sandy Herold, former owner of Connecticut chimpanzee that mauled Charla Nash, reportedly dead of a ruptured aortic aneurysm.

La-de-da ook-ook

Chimpanzees are social climbers, anthropologists say.

Bow first or apologize first?

In Bali, officials prepare for a visit this summer by Barack Obama. One concern is the monkeys that populate the sacred temple at Uluwatu. An official has suggested that the monkeys be bribed with large amounts of food in the days prior to Obama's visit.

Buy Chinese in haste, repent at leisure

HP Expands Recall of Notebook Computer Batteries Due to Fire Hazard

OK, in for a penny

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“authorities believe the monkey has an owner”

Greenwich CT officials give up on search for mystery monkey who was or was not seen during town.

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Primal Vantage Expands Recall of Plastic Tree Steps Due to Fall Hazard

Walmart Recalls General Electric® Coffee Makers Due to Fire Hazard

“He's funny like he's just like a real baby”

Special treatment brought in for sick little orangutan at Georgia's Zoo Atlanta.

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Children's Deaths Prompt Recall of Toy Dart Gun Sets Sold Exclusively at Family Dollar Stores

Children's Giraffe Blanket Recalled by Rashti & Rashti Due to Choking Hazard; Sold Exclusively at Target Stores

“tourism activities have not been affected”

Cold weather blamed for four gorilla deaths in Rwanda.

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Junk Food Clothing Co. Recalls Children's Hooded Sweatshirts with Drawstrings Due to Strangulation Hazard

“an extremely unusual incident”

A baboon caretaker at San Antonio's Southwest Foundation for Biomedical Research Center was hospitalized after being attacked by two of his charges.

Buy Chinese in haste, repent at leisure, Jean-Claude Killy

Rome Snowboards Recalls Bindings Due to Fall Hazard

Buy Chinese in haste, repent at leisure, American flyboy!

Remote-Controlled Helicopters Recalled by Imagine Nation Books Due to Fire and Burn Hazards

“about 120 zookeepers, zoo curators and conservationists”

Oklahoma City Zoo hosts the International Gorilla Workshop this week.

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Claire's Recalls Children's Metal Charm Bracelets Due to High Levels of Cadmium

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Conair Recalls BabylissPro Compact Hair Dryers Due to Laceration Hazard

Girls’ Vests with Drawstrings Recalled by MIM-PI USA Due to Strangulation Hazard

“a brief but public foray”

Texas zoo-goers, media, blush when proud mother Bonobo and random nearby male engage in vigorous bout of what bonobos are best known for, at Fort Worth Zoo.

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Klean Kanteen Recalls Water Bottle Spouts Due to Choking Hazard

Bicycles Recalled by Nirve Sports Due to Fall Hazard

Buy Chinese in haste, repent at leisure, fashionplate!

JD Fine & Company Recalls Children's Hooded Sweatshirts with Drawstrings Due to Strangulation Hazard

“just won't be the same without him”

New Zealand's Natureland Zoo mourns the loss of Ricky The Monkey, a brain-injured capuchin, of a suspected heart attack.

“turning destructive when they reach sexual maturity”

Vermont woman suffering from multiple sclerosis gets permission from state Legislature for service monkey. If it works out badly, I'm sure taxpayers will be happy to, uh, pay.