“consider their Malagasy origins”

Detroit Zoo wants help naming their new pair of black-and-white ruffled lemurs.

“huge monkey off Force India's back”

As a Jordan Grand Prix supporter, I'm experiencing mixed feelings this weekend.

“the size of large rats”

Police in India catch monkey thieves.

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The Squick Factor

Scientist calls into question the controversial claim that early humans and chimpanzees interbred.

“born July 27”

A new baby gorilla goes on display today at Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo.

“Lemurs slaughtered for bushmeat”

I recommend not clicking this link, disturbing photos.

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Quiksilver Recalls Girls’ Hoodies with Waist Drawstrings Due to Entrapment Hazard

Liquidation Outlet, Inc. Recalls Action Figure Toys Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard; Sold Exclusively at Dollar Stores

Baby Jogger Recalls Strollers Due to Fall Hazard

“just sat there looking at us and blinking”

Escaped monkey makes himself at home in Bedfordshire.

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Strangulation Deaths of Children Prompt Recall to Repair of Roll-Up Blinds and Roman Shades by Lewis Hyman Inc.

Risk of Strangulation Prompts Recall to Repair Victoria Classics Roman Shades; Sold Exclusively by Target Stores

“The monkey tried to attack Jason ”

American Pie personality Jason Biggs publicizes his Gibraltar monkey attack.

“brutal chimp attack”

Let me just say, as a Connecticut tax-payer, I don't feel responsible for the terrible things that happened to Charla Nash, and that I don't feel liable for any misfeasance, malfeasance, or nonfeasance that state authorities may have committed.

“a very charming, fun loving and intelligent gorilla”

London Zoo to import a beret-wearing French gorilla, Yeboah, to romance the local talent.

“reunited with his female companion, Picchu”

Machu, a South American Pygmy Marmoset monkey who briefly got out of his enclosure at New Zealand's Wellington Zoo, has been recaptured.

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DVD Players Recalled by Wal-Mart Due to Fire Hazard

Pensi Ceiling Fans Recalled by The Modern Fan Co. Due to Fall and Injury Hazard

Weight Watchers Recalls Plush Hungry Figures and Magnets Due to Puncture Hazard

Cloth Books Recalled by Sterling Publishing Co. Inc. Due to Strangulation Hazard

“he always intended to turn Koby over to experts”

Connecticut man with illegally keeping a siamong donates $300 to "an environmental charity," charges are nolled.

“Shot then smoked”

Post-coup Madagascar a killing ground for lemurs, Conservation International says.

“Anyone with information can call Chippewa Falls Police Department”

Wisconsin police seek your help!

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Bicycles Recalled by Nirve Sports; Stem Failure Poses Fall Hazard

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Ridgid Table Saws Sold Exclusively at Home Depot Recalled by One World Technologies Due to Laceration Hazard

“up to 50 percent off”

"If you notice a chained gorilla riding around town in a golf cart this week, don’t be alarmed."

“hundreds more are in need of the operation”

Lopburi Thailand donates hundreds of operations for macaque monkeys suffering from hernia.

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Remote Switches Recalled by Woodstock International Due to Fire Hazard

Black & Decker Coffeemakers Recalled By Applica Consumer Products Due to Burn Hazard

“four teens had a clown mask, gorilla suit, and air pistol”

Missouri neighborhood disrupted by pranksters.

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Homelite, Husky and Black Max Generators Recalled Due to Fire Hazard; Sold Exclusively at Home Depot and Sam’s Club Stores

“and drink out of a cup”

Orangutans are just regular guys.

“Broca's area is doing something that's important”

Scientists consider why humans talk and chimpanzees don't.

“Minty escaped after a series of unfortunate events”

Minty the capuchin monkey at New Zealand's Willowbank Wildlife Reserve outsmarts zoo staff, who baited a trap with a banana.

Update: Minty trapped, who's so smart now?

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Wii™ Battery Recharge Stations Recalled by Griffin International Due to Burn and Fire Hazards

Pretend tweet

Don't taze me unless you have an earth-friendly rechargeable green taser, bro!

“visitors will receive complimentary banana-themed treats”

Two gorilla birthdays are celebrated at Boston's Franklin Park Zoo.

“I can't confirm that it wasn't Bigfoot”

There's a mystery critter roaming northern Florida.

“much to the relief of residents”

Rogue monkey caged in India's Nikirai.

“engaged in some monkey business of her own”

Donna Quinter, wife of Monkees drummer Micky Dolenz, arrested for concealing income and allegedly stealing $136,866 in rental subsidies from the New York City Housing Development Corp.

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Dorel Juvenile Group Expands Recall of Safety 1st Stair Gates Due to Fall Hazard

Jump ‘n Jive Doorway Jumpers Recalled by Graco Due to Choking Hazard

Target Recalls Circo Booster Seats Due to Fall Hazard

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Ross Stores Recalls Plant Stands; Marble Top Can Detach and Fall on Consumers

Increasing Injuries Prompt Black & Decker to Reannounce Recall of Trimmers/Edgers Due to Laceration and Burn Hazards

Spalding In-Ground Basketball Hoops Recalled By Russell Brands Due to Impact Hazard

“trying to make a vaccine”

Malaria is a close relative of a parasite found in chimpanzees, researchers say.