“We never thought it would be like this”

Northern California Bigfoot believers and contactees are interviewed.

“the prototypes for future hyper-intelligent rodents”

Marriage rights demanded for transgenic mice.

“There was a lot of blood”

"Chunk of flesh ripped" from the arm of a 6-year-old British schoolboy in Barbary ape attack.

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Home Depot Recalls Patio Umbrellas Due to Risk of Impact Injury

Oh! The Humanity!!

New-age zeppelin flies over San Francisco, sets off hubbub at San Francisco Zoo.

“green-glowing babies”

Japanese researchers ready to make designer babies fun!

Update: Now with photo, but they don't look very green to me.

Palaeopropithecus kelyus

Large yet extinct lemur discovered in northwest Madagascar.

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Trampolines Recalled by Skywalker Holdings; Enclosure Problems Can Result in Fall Hazard

“We are very lucky not to have lost both of them”

Orangutan stillbirth at Jersey's Durrell.

“Man in ape suit sought for trying to steal bananas”

Fond du Lac WI police search for a man wearing an ape costume who has attempted to steal foam banana displays from inside local gas stations. (h/t James Dionne)

I'm guessing hunger is involved

Human and Primate Feeding Behaviors Have Common Roots

“like a diminutive monkey”

Well-preserved skeleton of 47-million-year-old primate common ancestor unveiled to plaudits. But there's just no pleasing some people.

“the backdrop of six fatal monkey bite cases”

Indian outrage over government inability to curb monkey menace grows.

Goodbye Nathan

8-year-old bonobo Nathan of Iowa's Great Ape Trust dies after being diagnosed with advanced lymphoma

“your chance to make the baby chimp your namesake”

Dallas Zoo asking for help naming their newest chimpanzee.

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Digital Clamp Meters Recalled by Fluke Due to Shock Hazard

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Folding Toy Beach Chairs Recalled by Build-A-Bear Workshop Due to Laceration Hazard

HP Recalls Notebook Computer Batteries Due to Fire Hazard

“pet cemeteries are unregulated in Florida”

Former owner of FL's Columbia Pet Memorial Gardens sued.

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Eddie Bauer Play Yards with Rocking Bassinets Recalled by Dorel Juvenile Group Due to Suffocation Hazard

“and was significantly overweight”

Necropsy results in: Travis the (attempted) killer chimpanzee was on Xanax!

“special birthday cake as a treat”

Ape and cake at UK's Bristol Zoo Garden.

“paramedics weren't able to identify the body”

Consternation in Brunei over the finding of a box with a dead monkey in it.

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CD released of whistling by Heidelberg Zoo's Ujian the orangutan.

“using a branch to scale an electric fence”

Australia's Adelaide Zoo locked down following escape attempt by "extremely intelligent" orangutan Karta.

“could see me as a sex object”

Bad touch from Russian chimpanzee breaks keeper's arm.

“the hobbit was not like us”

Homo floresiensis, the 'hobbit' of Indonesia, had feet without arches, says scientist .

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Children’s Jewelry Craft Kits Recalled by Action Products International Due to Risk of Lead Exposure

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Wagner Spray Tech Recalls Paint Sprayers Due to Electrical Shock Hazard

“a hearing scheduled for Wednesday”

Asset freeze bruited about in Connecticut chimpanzee attack legal doings.

“breeding the primates for release back into the wild”

Lemur count at OK's Walkabout Wildlife Sanctuary on the increase.

“we were warned”

Bollywood actress visiting South Africa suffers hotel room ransacking by baboons.

Ill-advised, I think

Four orangutans, separated from their mothers at the Taman Safari Indonesia II Zoo in Pasuruan, East Java to speed up the growth of the orangutan population, await foster parents.

"This is a rallying cry for a path forward"

AZA again denies accreditation to The Texas Zoo.