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Pumpkin Patch Recalls Hooded Girls’ Raincoats with Drawstrings Due to Strangulation Hazard

“60 days in jail”

Jail for monkey-smugglers in WA.

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Under Armour Recalls Athletic Cups Due To Injury Hazard

Dinosaur Play Sets Recalled by DND Imports Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard

“protection of the rainforests must run alongside”

Noted film-maker Sir David Attenborough demands UN mandate a second apostrophe be added to "orang-utan".

“overheated and dehydrated”

Lowland eastern gorilla recovering after rescue from suspected animal traffickers in the Democratic Republic of Congo

“Mayor Bloomberg's budget cuts”

Lemurs among the out-sourced in Bronx Zoo shakeup!

Copenhagen: dateline 1874

Gentleman's apartment suffers from monkey's attentions.

“Great Ape Debate”

Orangutans prompt a gangfight among the conservationists.

“a lot of excitement”

Dallas Zoo announces the birth of a chimpanzee, sex not yet determined.

“electrical malfunction”

50-year-old macaque monkey and 37 other animals die in fire at Zoo to You wildlife rescue facility in Paso Robles, CA.

“Nobody was injured”

Bonobo makes a run for it at Netherlands Apenheul zoo. Zoo promises a review of the moat, which proved ineffective.

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Toaster Oven/Broilers Recalled by Haier America Due to Burn or Electrical Shock Hazard

“Sandy is a companion monkey”

Toothless bitey monkey found in Salerm OR, quarantined.

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Specialized Bicycle Components Recalls Bicycles Due to Serious Fall Hazard

“5. A Monkey”

The Ten Worst Mother's Day Gifts You Could Buy Your Mom

“He's back and he loves us”

After more than six weeks, Fruitland Park FL's Reggie the spider monkey no longer missing.

Update: A monkey will tear your damn face off.

Quick! Order Purina Fossa Chow!

In the wild, the diet of Madagascar's Fossa consists primarily of lemurs. What they'll eat, primarily, at Utah's Hogle Zoo isn't discussed. (also see)

“typical of a Yowie”

Australian big-foot on the rampage near Darwin.

“the animal likely was scared”

Salem OR police seek bitey monkey.

"Simian terror keeps kids away from school"

School canceled today on account of monkey menace.