“it seems questionable whether Sandar will survive”

Sandar, the sick little orangutan at Zoo Atlanta, continues to sicken.

Only Nixon could go to China. Look what he brought back!

Radio Systems Corporation Recalls Power Adapters Sold with PetSafe® Heated Wellness Sleepers Due to Fire Hazard

Children’s Jewelry Recalled by SmileMakers Due to High Levels of Cadmium

Southern Technologies Recalls Drill Presses Due to Shock Hazard

Edgy!

Wisconsin's New Zoo adds a snow monkey from New York to its snow monkey troop.

In other news: water is wet

Super Lightning Rocket Fireworks Recalled by Big Fireworks Due to Risk of Burn

Goodbye, Kimya

Kimya, the youngest gorilla at South Carolina's Riverbanks Zoo and Garden, was found dead Monday morning.

On my morning walk today...

Only Nixon could go to China. Look what he brought back!

Baby Walkers Recalled by Suntech Enterprises Due to Fall Hazard

“we don't have a wimpish bite at all”

C'mere ya big ape, I'll give you such a bite!

“to conquer her fear of monkeys”

Monkeys can smell fear, and it makes them bitey!

“they eat people’s faces off”

Why monkeys make terrible pets and bananas are perfect.

Buy Chinese in haste, repent at leisure

Regal Lager Recalls Infant Carriers Due to Fall Hazard

Target Recalls Children’s Belts Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard

Only Nixon could go to China. Look what he brought back!

Crate and Barrel Recalls Succulent Plant-Shaped Candles in a Pot Due to Fire Hazard

“groups of Barbary Macaques are out of control”

Barbary apes make themselves a nuisance for Gibraltar hoteliers, guests.

He didn't know his own strength!

20-year-old silver back gorilla shuts down exhibit at Zoo Atlanta when he damages protective window charging at hated veterinarians.

“believed to be world first”

Chimpanzee in New Zealand's Wellington Zoo gets life-saving surgery for a bacterial ear infection

“they heal really well”

Memphis Zoo staffers feel their gorillas are getting comfortable with each other.

“It is premature to comment on this issue”

Officials of India's Pune Public Works Department eye monkeys as possible cause of untimely death of 35-year-old contractor killed when a boulder rolled down a section of the Katraj ghat.

Only Nixon could go to Beijing. Look what he brought back!

GE Recalls Front Load Washers Due to Fire and Shock Hazards

“there hadn't been a lemur escape in at least a decade”

Duke University's Lemur Center gets back their pair of ringtail lemurs who escaped across town to Cresset Christian Academy.

I blame Nixon

Bayside Furnishings Recalls to Repair Youth Beds Sold at Costco Due to Entrapment Hazard

“an enriching effect on animal behaviour”

Orangutans at the zoo find humans amusing, fascinating.

“You poor brute of a killer without a conscience, I'm wet with compassion”

Arizona's Pinal County Historical Society Museum features the craft works, including a sock monkey, of trunk murderer Winnie Ruth Judd.

“If she dropped a jar of oregano”

Service-monkeys A-OK with Vermint Fish and Wildlife Commissioner.

“he fancies a nibble”

Those wacky orangutans!