Wednesday, January 31, 2007

“through May 13”

Goodall-themed 'Discovering Chimpanzees' exhibit opens at Miami's Metrozoo.

“they can be extremely vicious”

Fresno's Chaffee Zoo looks to furf out its aging Chimpanzee squad, including serial dung-flinger Bosco.

“at the original Nathan's Famous hot dog stand”

Boston general manager Theo Epstein, who owns a gorilla costume and, it seems, a mustard-stained tuxedo, married in secret ceremony

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Monday, January 29, 2007

Sunday, January 28, 2007

“it does not sound promising”

Australian monkey-impersonator plans one-man show.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

“stolen Monday from a chiropractic office”

Carving of Bigfoot swiped in Washington as crimewave continues,

“part of a European breeding programme”

Watching a young gibbon grow in Sussex .

Sunday, January 21, 2007

“space monkey”

“no one wins when youths choke themselves”, declares newspaper.

Monday, January 15, 2007

“keeping a primate as a pet is not a good idea”

Rabies shots for Louisiana boy in lemur attack.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Thursday, January 11, 2007

“to feature polar bears and seals”

Wine king Brown-Forman to add Glacier Run to Louisville Zoo's Gorilla Forest.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Exercise your right!

Don't blame me: I voted for Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Press.

Brachiation's best!

Science fiction author calls for humanity to abandon upright locomotion, return to the trees, for the sake of the Earth.

“it’s best we don’t monkey around with it at this point”

Officials say some things Man not meant to know as sinkhole grows in Springfield, MO.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Strictly voluntary, really

Australian plan: over the next month, 24 people will be locked up, six at a time, in the old orangutan enclosure at the Adelaide Zoo.

“it’s been urinated on, it’s garbage”

Your no-longer-needed fur coat can warm a rehabilatated animal and assuage your guilty New York conscience almost as much as using it to strangle a conservative judge would.

Stop me if you've heard this one

A thief wearing a gorilla costume walks into a Minneapolis store...

Monday, January 01, 2007

“enjoying a new life”

Spongebob the squirrel monkey celebrates the New Year.