Thursday, April 29, 2004

Don't use it!

Bushmeat and ape on the hoof in the Congo. Great Ape Survival Project says not to indulge.

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Are you the brain specialist?

Researchers find genes that give humans such freakishly large brains. No word on why many humans are so stupid, for all that.

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"bushmeat can be easily obtained in many communities if you know who is selling it"

Bushmeat in the US, says Pacific News Service. Some recipes.

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"referred to incorrectly as "pygmy" chimpanzees"

Baby bonobo born at San Diego Wild Animal Park.

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"a tree fell against the perimeter of their enclosure"

Eight chimpanzees have brief taste of freedom at Kansas City Zoo. No injuries, human or simian.

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"Agriculture has had a larger environmental impact than any other human activity"

WWF advocates mass starvation, sleeper holds.

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Wednesday, April 28, 2004

"If it looks exciting enough, then they can come in"

Sydney zoos to install webcams, VPN, encourage staff to work 24x7 from home. Your boss, and mine, watching project intently.

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"clearing of land for farms and pastures also took a toll"

Guerillas responsible for gorilla losses. "The only viable solution to this crisis is the participation of local people in the stewardship of their biological heritage." This will require millions of dollars from the US, it seems.

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"disproving the idea that mammals are born with all the neurons they will ever have"

Princeton prof takes an interest in marmoset brains.

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Monday, April 26, 2004

"a sub-region of the hippocampus called the dentate gyrus"

Rhesus monkeys don't get Alzheimer's, but scientists can at least make them senile.

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"When you keep a monkey as a pet it's not the best thing"

Nemo, an alcoholic seven-month-old South African blue vervet monkey, drying out at World of Birds Wildlife Sanctuary.

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"When I began, there was no need to save the chimps"

Queen of the Chimps Jane Goodall blames world's ills on "our lifestyles, commerce and policies," advocates simple-minded tranzi agenda to school-children who don't know any better.

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"If you've lived alone in a cage for 15 years ... it's a horrifying experience"

Anti-human activists meet at Boston yapfest to trade stories, swear off modern medicine.

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Saturday, April 24, 2004

"I had seen animals in zoos and everything"

International Primate Protection League members provide sanctuary for gibbons, wear superhero uniforms sewn by their moms.

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"a medical and technical marvel"

Unhealthy orangutan at Los Angeles Zoo keeps on going.

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"His dad is the No. 1-ranked male"

Ohio's Toledo Zoo has new baby orangutan.

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Thursday, April 22, 2004

'You are a monkey killer'

Anti-Human thugs at work in the UK, too.

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"Have you heard about the doves of peace?"

Queen of the Chimps Jane Goodall reminds mere hoi polloi that she knows what's best for them.

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Here's good news for Frank J

Philippine scientists report success in breeding monkey-eating eagles.

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"The administration, however, has not done anything yet to help check the monkey terror"

Woman in Patna, India plummets to her death trying to escape monkey attack.

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"may place the zoo's accreditation in jeopardy"

American Zoo and Aquarium Association official threatens Honolulu Zoo over plans to build $200k enclosure for Rusti the orangutan. The lesser quarters he's been in, at the same zoo, for the last seven years raised no eyebrows, apparently, because they're labelled 'temporary.' Somebody's bucking for a career at the State Department, I think.

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"UCLA monkey killer"

Earth First hoodlums vandalize Upton Sinclair house, home of Sumitomo exec Mitchell Lardner. "spray-painted with slurs such as 'puppy killer'. "

"we don't do permanent harm to these animals"

Duke University primate center complains about hatchet job in "The Scientist."

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"the edgy and hilarious Trunk Monkey commercial"

Canadian car dealership to reuse commercial featuring angry chimp.

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"The monkeys causing the biggest problems are believed to have been outcast from their natural families"

Hong Kong to bust troublesome monkeys.

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Wednesday, April 21, 2004

"The final nail is in the coffin"

Nature reports direct evidence that Oral Polio Vaccine sourced from Kisangani chimps is not the source of HIV.

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"climbers were able to clamber out of the outdoor yard"

The Regenstein Center for African Apes, a $25.7 million project at Chicago's Lincoln Park Zoo needs more work.

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"I didn’t realize what was going on until two weeks ago"

Pampered college students don't want modern medicine for themselves, or for you.

In other news: "Giant Salamander Habitat Found in Heart of Seoul."

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Tuesday, April 20, 2004

Monday, April 19, 2004

"Getting a callimico display is high on our wish list"

Brookfield Zoo, near Chicago, has great success breeding Callimicos, but does not exhibit them at this time.

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Back, back to the trees!

Center for Public Integrity fears that monkey-cloners may turn to cloning humans.

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"chimpanzees of the Tai forest rain-dance"

Chimpanzee sign language: wiggling hands means "here comes that woman again!"

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"to the day when all chimpanzees are freed from all laboratories everywhere"

New England Anti-Vivisectionists to fete head of Canadian animal sanctuary, renounce modern medicine.

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"South Africa has no native gorillas"

South Africa's National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals demands deportation of Taiping Four.

Update: Pretoria National Zoological Gardens says they're settling in nicely, thanks.

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"Harambi, the gorilla, has always been real partial to me"

Texas woman nurtures apes when apes won't.

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Sunday, April 18, 2004

Off-topic

Before it got warm this week, it got foggy:


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Thursday, April 15, 2004

"Planet of the Apes is not very far away"

Editorial in Indian newspaper says lots of monkeys in India.

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"neighbors were concerned about the number of animals"

Elkhart County Board of Zoning Appeals rules against the durned old monkey lady.

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"I wish that it didn't cost that much"

Dallas Zoo to survey the gorilla enclosure.

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Goodbye, Baraka

Brookfield Zoo, in Illinois, loses 13-year-old western lowland gorilla to infection.

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"the Dutch call it a monkey's tail"

There is no Morse code for @. Next month there will be: .--.-., in case you have to send email via Morse or something, I expect.

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"5-year-old Cecil and 6-year-old Kicho"

Cincinatti Zoo introduces two new male gorillas.

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Wednesday, April 14, 2004

"might explain the biological reason why infant girls tend to learn faster"

Professor Elizabeth Lonsdorf, head of field conservation at Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago and her colleagues Lynn Eberly and Anne Pusey of the University of Minnesota say female chimpanzees start to fish for termites at a younger age than males.

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"the last two major rivers in China that haven't been dammed"

Chinese premier reportedly to delay drowning of last population of Yunnan snub-nosed monkeys until something else draws attention of journalists.

In unrelated story, China to join multilateral nuke export group, multilaterally export nukes.

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"the county has recommended that Rucker find a place with more room"

Ohio woman's neighbors complain about the dozen capuchin monkeys she keeps in her home.

Update: more.

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Tuesday, April 13, 2004

"it was clear that we had to have publicity"

Fawning puff-piece about the essential swellness of the Queen of the Chimps.

Money quote: "I think that breaking into labs and taking secret footage and that sort of thing is perfectly fine, but not risking people's lives or threatening them. That only drives things deeper and deeper underground."

Risking people's lives isn't fine because it "drives things deeper and deeper underground." A United Nations Messenger of Peace.

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The Other Other Operation

SC Johnson agrees to give $50k to Conservation International if they promise not to spend it lobbying against SC Johnson.

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"There are currently about 5,000 golden monkeys worldwide"

Twin golden monkeys born at Beijing Safari Park.

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"it's probably a genetic predisposition"

Double cataract surgery for nocturnal douroucoulis at Buffalo Zoo.

Update: more.

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Monday, April 12, 2004

"serious, violent felonies"

ELF thug sentenced to 42 months for part in $200k sabotage spree.

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"would benefit from a bit of tightening"

Voyaging, a dance-theater interpretation of the life of Charles Darwin, opens in Chicago.

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"Apes are much stronger than humans are"

Florida woman runs sanctuary for apes with nowhere else to go.

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Saturday, April 10, 2004

Thursday, April 08, 2004

"what happened has puzzled them"

Singapore Zoological Gardens chimpanzee escapes enclosure, is shot with tranquilizer dart, drowns in reservoir.

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"unnatural social groups"

Whipsnade Wild Animal Park to be protested by litter-happer leafleteers.

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"monkeys breaking bounds from the reserve to feed on bananas laced with gin"

Ghanan monkey poachers attracting monkeys with bananas soaked in cheap booze risk accidentally catching Ted Kennedy.

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"It's vitally important to the community"

ZooCamp at Los Angeles Zoo stymied by city hiring freeze.

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Monday, April 05, 2004

"I was a naughty boy"

Australian zoo employee on trial after stealing animal bodies for home taxidermy.

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"typically live only 40 to 45 years in the wild and into their mid-50s in captivity"

Cheeta to celebrate 72nd birthday Friday. Nobody thinks to find out if this is really Cheeta, despite how unlikely it seems.

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"Chimps are much better at sniffing things out than we are"

Humans, chimps less alike than you'd think from just looking at the genes, says researcher at Max Planck Institute.

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"has nothing to do with radiation or irradiation processes"

India to get banana juice.

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Sunday, April 04, 2004

"the Formula One season's first three races"

It's gonna be a short season and a long year.

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"her disabling motor symptoms of Parkinson's disease are gone"

And again, this is why it's necessary for researchers to do dreadful things to monkeys.

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"The odds against acceptance of the film should have been pretty high"

The Making Of Bigfoot — The Inside Story reviewed.

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Saturday, April 03, 2004

1934

It's the Queen of the Chimps's birthday!

Update: She celebrated by haranguing a crowd.

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"since taking the post in January"

New York's Central Park Zoo has a poet in residence.

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"most of the police force didn't see the tape"

Some Dallas police hadn't bothered with the "things to do at the Zoo" training video. Doesn't say how many, or if any of them were involved in the response to Jabari's escape, which'd be important to know.

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"the spirit of speed, strength, agility and selfless service"

Don't forget, Tuesday's the birthday of Hanuman, the monkey god.

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Friday, April 02, 2004

"Zookeepers are still a little unclear about how the monkey escaped"

Squirrel monkey escapes, is recaptured, at Jacksonville Zoo.

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"the endangered snow leopard they are adopting"

NJ elementary school students sell each other stuff, donate money to Philadelphia Zoo.

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"monkey meat is believed to be an aphrodisiac"

Monkey poaching reportedly out of control in Central Sulawesi.

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"I was interested in finding out what they were doing with these big brains"

Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology constantly asks do capuchin monkeys have culture?

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"someone is to blame"

Dallas Zoo gorilla rampage victim continues to improve. Lawsuits foreseen.

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"deadline to sign up for the first conference is April 8th"

Upcoming webcast to allow US kids to meet Rwandan gorillas, pygmies. Gorillas get higher billing than pygmies.

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Pig and elephant DNA still won't splice

Fresh from the success sequencing the rat genome, scientists to sequence cow, macaque monkey and sea urchin.

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"I remember a couple of times she was excited she had a date with him"

Witness to Scopes Monkey Trial remembers. Briefly.

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"The exhibit allows the animals to roam"

Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo adds swinging vines to gorilla exhibit.

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"the visitors to the market and to the hotel were quite amused to witness the scampering by the monkeys"

Monkeys up to no good in Chandigarh, India.

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