Sunday, September 30, 2007

Saturday, September 29, 2007

“It wasn't really like an escape”

"You'll never build a cage that'll hold me!" snarled the un-named spider monkey, but within 20 minutes keepers at the Dallas Zoo had proven her wrong.

Friday, September 28, 2007

“a woman and her pet monkey”

Rash of Missouri monkey-bitings now at two.

“I was never given a clue”

Soi-disant Bright Richard Dawkins auto-mocked in coming intelligent design propaganda movie Expelled, No Intelligence Allowed.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

“still has nightmares”

Girl injured in 2003 Franklin Park Zoo gorilla attack testifies “too scared to run”.

Update: $175K sleep aid.

Sunday, September 23, 2007

“high levels of lead”

I don't think Mattel is taking the blame for this.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Shame, shame!

Senate votes against Moveon Petraeus slander. Roll-call here (Dodd pro-slander).

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

“a fistful of nuts”

Thanks to Sissy Willis for mailing this story about Democrats stuck in the monkey trap.

And They Watched Her!

Princess Anne amuses herself with a day of gibbon-watching.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Monday, September 10, 2007

Sucks to be you

Osama late to the dance, losing out to Rage Boy in lucrative “next Che” T-shirt market.

Saturday, September 08, 2007

First victory for Bin Laden tape!

Southwest Airlines to mandate burkha policy for female passengers.

Gives BDS sufferers a complex

Trinidad & Tobago's Bush Bush Island, ecotourism in the sun.

Friday, September 07, 2007

Thursday, September 06, 2007

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

“for what I have caused”

Senator Craig defends his heterosexuality, intends to hold his seat, demands an apology and a reach-around.

“could damage a child's organs if swallowed”

Mattel looks to pay the price of doing business with Chinese slave-masters.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

UN stands by, offers recipes

Guerillas meet, eat gorillas in the Democratic Republic of Congo.