Monday, March 29, 2010

“wait until someone snaps a photo of the monkey eating a baby bald eagle”

Florida's mystery monkey no joke to Keystone Kops outsmarted wildlife officials who can't catch him.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Casey Jones was an Engineer

Kentucky Department of Agriculture fines Louisville Zoo $37,000 for deficiencies in train ride that derailed at the Gorilla Forest exhibit in 2009, injuring 22 people. (No gorillas were harmed).

Monday, March 22, 2010

“there's been thousands of dollars already spent on this”

Florida's mystery monkey continues to be seen, not caught.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Tuesday, March 09, 2010

“sold the monkey to a collector”

Pet shop owner steals squirrel monkey, attempts to steal Humboldt penguin from Japan's Nagasaki Bio Park.

Monday, March 08, 2010

“I felt sorry for him”

Unsuccessful woman with a banana chases Florida's mystery monkey.

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Friday, March 05, 2010

Goodbye, Jackie

Jackie, 35-year-old chimpanzee at TN's Knoxville Zoo, dies after the death of her unborn baby.

“turning him into a drug addict”

Florida's monkey-on-the-run may have been shot with tranquilizer darts so often that he's getting to where he likes it.