Friday, November 30, 2007

“The monkey's name was Phyllis”

Alabama man gets back his monkey, still named Phyllis. Phyllis the monkey.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The Insurrection begins!

Baboons raid Saudi Arabian capital. Imagine: toothy monkeys now control the world's largest petroleum field.

Put Up or Shut Up

You're free to spend your own money on it, ya know.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

It's a way of life!

At The Monkey Tennis Centre, archbishop in a burqa.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

“moving to Des Moines”

Democrat presidential candidate Chris Dodd flees Connecticut.

“a great danger to the organized labor movement”

Kentucky legend the Parkes Monkey: monkeys at work in Kentucky's rolling hemp fields.

Monday, November 19, 2007

“Nuclear-armed monkeys”

The MediaBlog spills the beans (or bananas!) on the red flag of simian revolution.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

“Li Bao”

Gibbon christened.

“Monkeys are wreaking havoc”

Monkey gangs dominate northern India. “The state government has formed a panel to study the problem”

Friday, November 16, 2007

“in harmony with nature”

Real estate column, blighted by monkeys.

“cancer-causing monkey viruses”

Twoofers aren't the only nut-jobs. A new take on a classic conspiracy obsession.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Monkey shortage averted!

Scientists announce monkey-embryo cloning success. World rejoices.

“where did it come from”

Donut-eating undocumented ape haunts the Florida back-country.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

“Bad times -- probably very bad times -- are coming”

Nanny Bloomberg dips toe in the water for independent Presidential run (followed by appointment as Hillary's Transfat Czar).

Monday, November 12, 2007

That Corvair thing was a crock, too

In typical Google news “blast from the past” fashion, we're treated to prediction by astute political commentator Ralph Nader of the then-impending victory of Ned “What Me Worry” Lamont over then-and-current Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman.

“rogue animal”

Bloody monkey rampage reported in New Delhi.

Update: Collared.

Saturday, November 10, 2007

“We're talking evolution”

Hitting all the tourist traps on the Scopes Monkey Trail.

Friday, November 09, 2007

“A warrant is out”

Monkey-stealing charged in Missouri.

“a high-level alert”

Texas ensafened by capture of dangerous research chimpanzee.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

“Aqua Dots”

An exciting new poison from China for the kiddies in time for Christmas.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Short, tasteless


No Great Surprise, Really

What's “Smarter Than Liberals”, at Weasel Zippers.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

“A lot of nonsense has been written on the subject”

Fritz de Waal to address “Our Inner Ape&rdquo.

Smelled right!

Would-be stoners in Pennsylvania mistakenly steal monkeys, have mom return same.

Monday, November 05, 2007

“a $2 million federal grant”

Trouble brewing as Santa Claus, IN, adds “$1.7 million monkey-themed attraction”. Details of attraction unclear, I predict jolly elf vs. monkey knife fight.

With the Grinch's dog. Everybody loves that dog.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Friday, November 02, 2007

Thursday, November 01, 2007


Meet the Flying Lemur, which doesn't fly nor is it a lemur.

I question the timing!

Oct 20: Deputy Mayor of Delhi, India, killed by rag-tag renegade band of Rhesus macaques.
Nov 1
: American scientists announce successfully decoding Rhesus macaque DNA.

No word on trial run of artificial assassin-monkeys?

Just business, nothing personal

China against the world. (Tip to Protein Wisdom.)