"soy isoflavones can have marked influences on patterns of aggression"

Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center researchers say too much soy turns male monkeys evil. Eviller.

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"it was unlikely 600 were sold to individuals"

600 monkeys reported missing in Serbia. If found, please contact Serbian Chamber of Commerce.

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"she's a first-time mom and the youngest in her family"

Minnesota Zoo gibbon needs parenting classes.

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"I talk to them the way you would talk to a dog"

St Andrews University PhD converses with chimps.

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"pinhead capacitors"

Cell-phones blamed for Congo gorilla deaths.

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Don't use it!

Bushmeat and ape on the hoof in the Congo. Great Ape Survival Project says not to indulge.

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Are you the brain specialist?

Researchers find genes that give humans such freakishly large brains. No word on why many humans are so stupid, for all that.

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"bushmeat can be easily obtained in many communities if you know who is selling it"

Bushmeat in the US, says Pacific News Service. Some recipes.

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"referred to incorrectly as "pygmy" chimpanzees"

Baby bonobo born at San Diego Wild Animal Park.

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"a tree fell against the perimeter of their enclosure"

Eight chimpanzees have brief taste of freedom at Kansas City Zoo. No injuries, human or simian.

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"Agriculture has had a larger environmental impact than any other human activity"

WWF advocates mass starvation, sleeper holds.

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"If it looks exciting enough, then they can come in"

Sydney zoos to install webcams, VPN, encourage staff to work 24x7 from home. Your boss, and mine, watching project intently.

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"clearing of land for farms and pastures also took a toll"

Guerillas responsible for gorilla losses. "The only viable solution to this crisis is the participation of local people in the stewardship of their biological heritage." This will require millions of dollars from the US, it seems.

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"disproving the idea that mammals are born with all the neurons they will ever have"

Princeton prof takes an interest in marmoset brains.

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"a glossy black medium sized monkey with a long tail and white sideburns "

Francois langur monkey born at Belfast Zoo.

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"the zoonosis potential"

Avoid exotic pets. You could just, you know, get a nice cat, or dog.

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"a sub-region of the hippocampus called the dentate gyrus"

Rhesus monkeys don't get Alzheimer's, but scientists can at least make them senile.

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"When you keep a monkey as a pet it's not the best thing"

Nemo, an alcoholic seven-month-old South African blue vervet monkey, drying out at World of Birds Wildlife Sanctuary.

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"When I began, there was no need to save the chimps"

Queen of the Chimps Jane Goodall blames world's ills on "our lifestyles, commerce and policies," advocates simple-minded tranzi agenda to school-children who don't know any better.

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"If you've lived alone in a cage for 15 years ... it's a horrifying experience"

Anti-human activists meet at Boston yapfest to trade stories, swear off modern medicine.

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