"I am going to err on the side of caution and not do a darn thing until I get some answers"

Dallas Zoo gorillas still locked down.

And, Rowland must go.

"illegal trade and smuggling of protected animals is widespread in Indonesia"

ProFauna Jakarta calls for increased penalties for animal smugglers.

And, Rowland must go.

"PETA has protested at Columbia alumni events across North America"

PETA press release about planned disturbance of peace, vandalism at Columbia University alumni event in Kansas City.

And, Rowland must go.

(Gorilla gorilla gorilla)

Western lowland gorillas not only hierarchical but dynastic.

And, Rowland must go.

"Currently active projects are relevant to the common cold and the flu"

Doctor at at the School of Medicine of the University of California, San Diego seeks answers to human origins in sugary science.

And, Rowland must go.

"roadblocks in the path of crazy science"

Presidential panel warns of dangers of Chinese imports of cheap shoddily-made humanzees.

And, Rowland must go.

"n the wake of a severe beating administered to the ruling Union for Popular Movement in weekend regional elections"

Surrender-monkeys attempt the old switcheroo.

And, Rowland must go.

"the suspect saw something in an avocado tree and fired at it"

South African man says he mistook the man he killed for an avocado-stealing monkey.

And, Rowland must go.

"Gorillas hate being bothered"

Dallas Zoo tells their side of the story: blame the cops.

And, Rowland must go.

"knee socks, bunt pants, Alpine shoes and suspenders"

North Carolina's bureaucrat turned busker, John Lowery: organ grinder, monkey employer.

And, Rowland must go.

"Karp is clearly the Jane Goodall of toddlers"

Apparently it takes an ape, or a series thereof, to raise a child.

And, Rowland must go.

"the meeting would give Scottish scientists a chance to contribute their expertise"

Scientists meet in Glasgow to discuss endangered species.

And, Rowland must go.

"this is something that I don’t think the people here will accept"

ROP,MA

And, Rowland must go.

"The analysis relies solely on bone shape"

Anthopologists to apply statistical phrenology to question of human origins.

And, Rowland must go.

"plummeted by more than 70 percent in the past decade"

Unlike mountain gorillas, who bedevil a certain type of alarmist researcher with their growing population, eastern lowland gorillas will require many millions for The Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund International.

And, Rowland must go.

"conflicts everywhere between people and animals and wilderness"

Queen of the Chimps looks to add birds, farmers to her dominion.

And, Rowland must go.

"an unlikely choice"

Jack Black to play impresario Carl Denham in Peter Jackson's King Kong.

And, Rowland must go.

"it will be all right for them to have offspring together because the pair are not related by blood"

Taiwanese orangutan to visit Japan. Discovery Channel photogs standing by.

And, Rowland must go.

"they grow up, and they get big teeth and they get aggressive"

California woman runs backyard monkey sanctuary.

And, Rowland must go.

"some batches of polio vaccine in the 1950s and 60s"

Researchers at University of Texas M. D. Anderson Cancer Center find that half of newly diagnosed non-Hodgkin's lymphoma patients show evidence of a monkey virus DNA that may have originated from contaminated polio vaccines.

And, Rowland must go.