"they tend to live in small groups"

Congo pygmies sing. Remember, more bushmeat for you means less subsistence for them.

Even commoners can be eccentric now

UK couple opt for gorilla-themed wedding.

"I am absolutely ruling it out"

Senator Clinton denies she will seek Presidential candidacy, is likened to 800-pound gorilla.

We Need More Monkeys!

Via War Liberal, the National Institutes of Health are paying for an attempt to clone monkeys.

He Keeps Looking at Me!

1933: Dr. W.N. Kellogg brought up a baby chimpanzee in the company of his own small son, who was very nearly the same age. "Honey, Junior's brachiating again, and that damned chimp just beshat the rug!"

Actors as Politicians

Man who played a monkey elected to Indian Parliament.

"Zoo Atlanta Goes Ape Over 'Caesar'"

I think he looks more like Nero than Julius.

Update: He's named Caesar because he was born by C-section.

"mixing gorilla funk with wart hogs and hippopotamuses"

A day trip you won't soon forget.

"an act featuring Sean Paul and Frankie the Monkey"

Princeton, Minnesota parents beware: the school board has something simian waiting for your children.

"The unexpected danger came in the form of wild monkeys"

They're the worst kind

Escapees in the UK

A pair of them, it seems.

Update: still on the loose.

Update: They might be marmosets.

Hah! Just wait till you see what a couple of silverbacks can do to your nice B&B!

"Gorilla-Based Eco-tourism Planned for Trans Boundary Park"

Off-topic

But more important than the rest of this foolishness.

"the most charismatic of all wildlife species"

Malaysia comes out against orang-utan (hyphen's back) extinction.

"Forty-five minutes later the dish arrived"

Not only does Belgium, self-proclaimed conscience of the world, have a hankerin' for bushmeat, but the service is really terrible.

You realize, of course, that this means woah!

Elite Force Aviator: George W Bush doll introduced in UK, BBC hunts up Mark "the usual moonbat" Morford to compare the President to a monkey.

Chimp Dead at Nancy Zoo

Yew clippings, who knew?

"African parks should not exclude people's needs"

No gorilla advocate ever stands so tall as when he stoops to help a pygmy.

You say Cameroon, I say Cameroun

Nigeria and Cameroon to cooperate.

Idaho beware!

"The only chimpanzee show in the United States" and you're getting it.