“severely ridiculed preparation”

Trained langur monkeys to be deployed at the 2010 Commonwealth Games in Delhi to protect visitors from marauding Common Indian Bonnet monkeys.

“chimpanzee rock-throwing draws large crowds”

Jerusalem's Tisch Family Zoological Gardens builds a reinforced glass barrier to protect visitors from chimpanzee-thrown stones.

“and a few months to live”

Retirement to Florida's Jungle Friends habitat for Benjamin, a bitey monkey of Catskill, N.Y.

Only Nixon could go to China. Look what he brought back!

Rechargeable Spotlights Recalled by Innovage Due to Burn Hazard

Black & Decker Recalls Random Orbit Sanders Due to Laceration Hazard

Jo-Ann Fabric and Craft Stores Recalls Roll-Up Blinds due to Risk of Strangulation

Fun Stuff Recalls Children's Toys Due to Choking Hazard

Godfrey Daniel!

The hills over San Antonio TX are roamed by a spider monkey, escaped from Primarily Primates Sanctuary.

You go deaf if they work, you catch on fire if not

Subwoofer Speakers Recalled by Paradigm Electronics Due to Fire Hazard

“It was later released”

Out-of-control monkey in India brought under control "using tranquilizing rubber bullets."

Only Nixon could go to China. Look what he brought back!

Toshiba Recalls T Series Notebook Computers Due to Burn Hazard

Next week: calendar reform!

Proposed constitutional amendment - Conservation of legislation: every new law passed must repeal an old one.

Dateline: Tropical Switzerland

A group of barbary apes who escaped from a Switzerland zoo establish breeding colony. And "experts say global warming and higher winter temperatures mean the primates will survive the winter."

“squirrels and monkeys are endemic”

Monkeypox: threat or menace?