“the body can easily be disposed of”

Outdoor Life readers discuss what guns to hunt the Florida mystery monkey with.

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Howard Berger Recalls Extension Cords and Power Strips Due to Fire Hazard

Boys’ Vests and Hooded Jackets with Drawstrings Recalled by North-Sportif Due to Strangulation and Entanglement Hazards; Sold Exclusively at Burlington Coat Factory

Ardica Recalls Heated Jackets and Vests Due to Burn Hazard

“wait until someone snaps a photo of the monkey eating a baby bald eagle”

Florida's mystery monkey no joke to Keystone Kops outsmarted wildlife officials who can't catch him.

“this is not a simple little argument”

Orangutan-on-orangutan violence at the Milwaukee County Zoo.

More.

Casey Jones was an Engineer

Kentucky Department of Agriculture fines Louisville Zoo $37,000 for deficiencies in train ride that derailed at the Gorilla Forest exhibit in 2009, injuring 22 people. (No gorillas were harmed).

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Girls’ Hooded Jackets with Drawstrings Recalled by Bubblegum USA Due to Strangulation Hazard; Sold Exclusively at Burlington Coat Factory

Girls’ Hooded Sweaters with Drawstrings Recalled by Children’s Apparel Network Due Strangulation Hazard

“we couldn't fool her in any way”

Plans made for 50th birthday celebration for Duchess, orangutan at Phoenix Zoo.

Worlds collide

I think they were afraid it might rub off

h/t Lileks tweet.

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Do It Best Recalls Bicycle Bells Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard

“there's been thousands of dollars already spent on this”

Florida's mystery monkey continues to be seen, not caught.

“took a bite out his hand”

Virginia man reminded monkeys make poor pets.

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Remote Control Kits for Electric Fireplaces and Stoves Recalled by Dimplex North America Due to Fire and Burn Hazards

Mobile Power Packs Recalled By Tumi Due to Fire Hazard

Meta meta meta

I return from the Great Not-a-hurricane of 2010.

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Telebrands Recalls Scarves with Microwaveable Heat Packs Due to Fire and Burn Hazards

Byer California Recalls Girls’ Jackets with Drawstrings Due to Strangulation Hazard

CPSC Issues Warning on Children’s Winter and Holiday-Themed Charm Bracelets with High Levels of Cadmium

Noncontact Electrical Tester Recalled by Fluke Due to Shock or Burn Hazard

Cryptococcus neoformans

Maya, cotton-top tamarin at Chattanooga Zoo, born in May, dead of uncertain causes.

Stay alive, don't buy Chinese!

Gerber Legendary Blades Recalls Machetes Due to Laceration Hazard

“sold the monkey to a collector”

Pet shop owner steals squirrel monkey, attempts to steal Humboldt penguin from Japan's Nagasaki Bio Park.

“I felt sorry for him”

Unsuccessful woman with a banana chases Florida's mystery monkey.

“do not make contact with the rock-monkeys”

Taiwan to impose fines on hikers who feed monkeys on Chai Mountain.

Goodbye, Jackie

Jackie, 35-year-old chimpanzee at TN's Knoxville Zoo, dies after the death of her unborn baby.

“turning him into a drug addict”

Florida's monkey-on-the-run may have been shot with tranquilizer darts so often that he's getting to where he likes it.

“one of Bristol’s best-loved figures”

Remembering when 3 students stole a 7ft stuffed gorilla from UK's Bristol Museum.

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Boys’ Hooded Jackets with Drawstrings Recalled by Ten West Apparel Due to Strangulation Hazard; Sold at Burlington Coat Factory

“wildlife officials say there’s no need to worry”

Months later(*), Florida "police, wildlife officers and trappers" are still stymied by a little monkey.

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Children's Fork and Spoon Sets Recalled by Peachtree Playthings Due to Choking Hazard; Sold at Dollar Tree and Deals

“a very charming gorilla”

Yeboah, new male gorilla at London Zoo, charms the female gorillas with continental manners.