I suspect a hoax, but...

It's rehab for Zhora, Russian chimpanzee with alcohol and tobacco dependencies.

“the oldest male chimp in an accredited zoo in the United States and Europe”

Thumbs-up for San Francisco Zoo's Cobby, 52-year-old chimpanzee on his physical exam at University of California-San Francisco.

“on it’s way to leading a normal life”

Successful surgery on Peanut, a baby ring-tailed lemur with a damaged femur, at Michigan's Summer Wind Farms Sanctuary.

“sold illegally”

Bail for UK lemur-merchant.

“He's doing very well”

Successful cataract surgery for Boscoe the black-and-white ruffed lemur at Pittsburgh Zoo & PPG Aquarium.

“it can be fatal if transmitted to humans”

Inhabitants of the drive-through monkey jungle at UK's Longleat safari park will be quarantined from human visitors in herpes scare.

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Bobens Trading Recalls Girls’ Hooded Sweatshirts With Drawstrings Due to Strangulation Hazard; Sold Exclusively at Burlington Coat Factory

Girls’ Hooded Sweatshirts Recalled by Weeplay Kids Due to Strangulation Hazard

Children’s Hooded Jackets Sold Exclusively at Burlington Coat Factory Recalled by Franshaw Due to Strangulation Hazard

Children's Hooded Sweatshirts with Drawstrings Recalled by Baycreek Due to Strangulation Hazard

A government job, I don't doubt

Social reformers mock humans with memorial for a dead monkey.

“orangutans ... exhibit ... emotional contagion”

It's "tell an animal a joke" Day!

“she didn't go for my face”

Fortunate chimpanzee-attackee tells her tale.

“live on grass and wide open spaces”

Florida readies for immigration of chimpanzees from New Mexico.

“by giving them poisoned banana”

Villagers in West Java avenge their crops, destroyed by monkey menace.

“an ape-for-hire”

Clint Eastwood's former orangutan co-star comes to the rescue when a caretaker at Great Ape Trust in Des Moines is attacked by another orangutan.

“a keeper noticed her sitting on top of her cage”

180-pound gorilla recaptured at Dallas Zoo after pre-Valentine's Day escape attempt.

Update: Blame assigned.

“injuries that did not appear to be life-threatening”

Volunteer at Florida's Suncoast Primate Sanctuary attacked by a chimpanzee.

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Tiny Love Recalls Wind Chime Toys Due to Puncture and Laceration Hazards

Britax Recalls Strollers Due to Risk of Fingertip Amputations and Lacerations

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Innovage LLC Recalls Discovery Kids Lamps Due to Fire and Burn Hazards

“Monkeys can be aggressive and bite”

Darwin in Australia's Northern Territory worries about a wandering unregistered monkey.

“the gender can’t yet be determined”

Saturday saw a gorilla baby (or a baby gorilla) born at Louisville Zoo!

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Dollar General Recalls Toy Guns Due to Choking Hazard

“Julie did not get along with Jimbo”

Blaming the victim, Knoxville Zoo ships suspected troublemaker Julie the chimpanzee to Albuquerque, (but it's a dry heat!)

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Children’s Greeting Cards with Bracelets Recalled Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard

Children’s Hooded Sweatshirts with Drawstrings Recalled by New Mode Sportswear Due to Strangulation Hazard

Children’s Jackets with Drawstrings Recalled by GTM Sportswear Due to Strangulation Hazard

Children’s Toy Jewelry Sets Recalled by Playmates Toys; Charms Violate the Total Lead Standard

“Howler Monkey Gives Birth”

It's a little bit louder now at New Mexico's Rio Grande Zoo.