“the first time it has been scientifically proven”

Scientists at Japan's University of Tokyo and University of Shiga Prefecture's School of Human Cultures attach electrodes to chimpanzee's head and play a recording of her own name, a similar name, an unknown name and a noise that sounded close to her name in random order to see what'll happen.

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FAF Inc. Recalls Children's Necklaces Sold Exclusively at Walmart Stores Due to High Levels of Cadmium

“I named my daughter after her”

Samantha, western lowland gorilla at Cincinnati Zoo, will turn 40 Sunday.

“No injuries were reported”

Inflatable gorilla runs amok in Houston, TX, sets a shopping center ablaze.

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Regal Lager Announces Recall to Repair CYBEX Strollers; Risk of Fingertip Amputation and Laceration Hazards

Zippo Recalls Candle Lighters Due to Burn Hazard

Ever notice how...

Democrats all look and sound the same?

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Boy's Three-Piece Santa Sets Recalled by Macy’s Due to Choking Hazard

Horse Toy Figures Recalled by Blip Toys Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard

RadioShack Recalls Knight Hawk Toy Helicopters Due to Fire Hazard

“may have become overly excited”

Japanese macaque captured with a net in a stairwell of restaurant in Tokyo's Taito Ward.

“the iniquitous Biomedical Research Center”

30 rhesus monkeys kicked to the curb in Shivapuri India.

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Graco Recalls Strollers Due to Fingertip Amputation and Laceration Hazards

Johnson Health Tech North America Recalls Horizon Fitness and LIVESTRONG™ Fitness Elliptical Trainers Due to Fall Hazard

Lysol Steam Cleaning Mop Recalled by Conair Corp. Due to Burn and Laceration Hazards

Your tears taste so sweet, Arianna

Still in mourning for MarciaMartha Coakley’s epic fail, HuffPo reports that "Christofur" has been selected as the name of LA Zoo's new Kikuyu colobus monkey, born under confusing circumstances.

“her third offspring”

Gorilla birth expected at Czech Republic's Prague zoo.

“if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys”

Chimpanzees at Scotland's Edinburgh Zoo to film their own exploits.

I fear eventual repercussions, but I continue

Children’s “Big Rex and Friends” Cloth Books Recalled Due to Risk of Lead Exposure

Rockler Companies Recalls LED Light Kits Due to Burn and Fire Hazards

Pier 1 Imports Recalls Santa Tea Light Holders Due to Fire Hazard

And our heads from their asses presumably

British scientists declare human hands evolved from ape's feet.

Like Acorn, but furry

Illinois democrat climbs in with the widely-hated pressure group HSUS and proposes requiring a certificate for monkey ownership.

Meta meta meta

Very busy at work, starting to see that improving, will be able to resume posting in the next few days, I expect.

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Primal Vantage Recalls Plastic Tree Steps Due to Fall Hazard

Update: Acer Recalls Notebook Computers Due to Burn Hazard

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Jide Trading Recalls Toy Military Figure Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard

Sagittarius Sporting Goods Recalls Gas Grills Sold at Lowe’s Stores Due to Fire and Burn Hazards

“the worst conditions we’ve experienced since the mid-1990s”

Baboons at UK's Knowsley Safari Park ward off the decline with a nice baked potato.

Unwise choice of habitat

Most active volcano in the world threatens Democratic Republic of Congo's chimpanzees.