“some monkeys are going to escape”

Planned monkey-breeding facility in Puerto Rico faces stiff opposition.

“Several complaints have been made”

Kataragama, Sri Lanka, suffers monkey-caused telephone outages.

“because he is considered domesticated”

Lemur-fanciers eye leaving haters behind.

“the equivalent of an 80- or 90-year-old”

52-year-old Colo, the oldest gorilla in captivity, to undergo a heart work-up at Columbus Zoo and Aquarium.

Update: the procedure went well.

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Big Muddy Motor Sports Recalls Generators Due to Fire Hazard

“Blue monkeys aren’t actually blue”

Allegedly blue monkey unveiled at Omaha's Henry Doorly Zoo!

Update: This may be your last chance!

“spending a penny on Zambia's PRESIDENT”

Monkey urine is funnier with britishisms!

Goodbye Jamie

24-year-old lowland gorilla dies during a routine medical examination at Birmingham Zoo. A necropsy is planned.

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Applica Consumer Products Inc. Recalls Black & Decker® Spacemaker™ Coffeemakers Due to Burn Hazard

What's German for 'Stumpy'?

The director of Berlin Zoo seeks a new nickname as chimpanzee Pedro bites off his finger.

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Body Boards Recalled by JGR Copa Due to Violation of Lead Paint Standard

“found them in possession of five dead black-shanked douc langurs”

Vietnam sentences killers of monkeys.

“marijuana and a pipe in the cage with the monkey”

Nebraska sherriffs questioned Elvis, a Tamarin monkey found in a car with marijuana.

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Children’s Necklace and Bracelet Sets Recalled by D&D Distributing-Wholesale Due To Choking Hazard

“He is like my son”

Every monkey gets one bite, in Nebraska.

“an established scientific practice of questioning data”

Anthropologist makes waves, declares we're more closely related to orangutans than we are to chimpanzees!

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Wagner Spray Tech Recalls Heat Guns Due to Fire and Burn Hazards

Campbell Hausfeld Recalls Air Compressors Due to Fire Hazard; Sold Exclusively at Wal-Mart

Children’s Necklace and Bracelet Sets Recalled by D&D Distributing-Wholesale Due To Choking Hazard

“the gorilla with the knife was a little bit angry”

They start a monkey knife fight, Canada brings a gorilla.

update: Not a bad gorilla, just misunderstood, zoo official reassures.

more update: Busybodies on the alert!

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Laceration Hazard Prompts Recall by Starbucks of Coffee Grinders; Made by Tsann Kuen

“highly prized banana slices”

Clever monkeys cheat for food, moonlighting anthropologist observes.

“yet to decide the decibel range”

India's Mysore Zoo to administer music therapy to chimpanzees.

“including four women having become victims of monkey bite”

India's South Malaka the latest site of monkey menace.

“she has lived there her whole life”

It's not bad enough she's in a cage and won't be getting out. It's not bad enough she's in Wisconsin and won't be leaving. Julie's the oldest Patas monkey in captivity and isn't getting any younger. On the other hand, it's her birthday celebration.

“he attacked four zoo patrons”

Texans, prepare to be messed with!

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LaJobi Recalls Babi Italia Pinehurst and Bonavita Hudson Drop Side Cribs; Risk of Entrapment and Suffocation

“who say this is no way to treat wild animals”

"Environmentalists" Friends of the Earth outraged by Malaysian orangutan hospital.

“Okay, Kenny. Do you know if anybody’s injured?”

First 911-caller in the Louisville Zoo Gorilla Forest train derailment speaks.

I'm betting there'll be refreshments

Rwanda sets the date for Kwita Izina, the annual gala gorilla-naming ceremony.

“hospitalized with a serious injury”

Worker at New Hampshire's animal refuge Charming-Fare Farm bitten by 35-pound Macaque.

“Zoos, sanctuaries and similar facilities would be exempt.”

Connecticut legislators can't be bothered to pass a budget but do pass a grandstanding bill outlawing primate ownership, already illegal.

Reindeer are OK, though.

“near the zoo's Gorilla Forest exhibit”

Louisville KY Zoo visitors injured when Zoo Train derails.

Update: Louisville Zoo train wrecked despite daily checks

“about the size of a human fist”

The shrinking population of the tarsier monkey, one of the smallest monkeys.