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Sunday, August 31, 2008
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
As close together as lockstepping Dems are, if one stumbles, they'll all land in a pile.
Friday, August 29, 2008
“which stands for Center of the Universe”
Monday, Sept. 1, in Kansas City: first birthday party for COTU the chimpanzee. Ice cream will be served.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
“they can put a hole in your leg pretty easily”
Minty, New Zealand's capuchin erstwhile runaway, gets new digs with a moat.
“surprisingly large populations of two globally threatened primates”
Monkey researchers discover an embarrassment of riches.
“NAME REDACTED”
South African zoo director Pablo Caligiuri-Urban still missing on South American buying trip. Allegations are made.
“the presence of Mahale's father at the zoo would be a good influence“
Lowland gorilla Mahale, 10 days old, debuts at Australia's Taronga Zoo.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Goodbye, Jimmie
41-year-old chimpanzee at Kansas City Zoo, the zoo's oldest (and busiest!) chimp, died this morning.
“one test tube of the virus was equal to one monkey's worth”
Dr. Thomas H. Weller, Nobel Prize winner for work on culturing poliomyelitis, dead of natural causes at 93.
“our evolutionary comrades”
Lefties declare it's time for rights for non-human apes. (Except, presumbly, non-human ape fetuses. They're above everybody's pay grade).
“protecting the remaining gorillas”
Diddy and Innocent, bloggers(*) and gorilla rangers, in the BBC.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Monday, August 25, 2008
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Blame the people he plagiarized!
Loyal Democrats required to dismiss many, many Joe Biden quotes on the Presidential candidates.
Friday, August 22, 2008
“carrying a gun and a crowbar”
An Oklahoma City Dunkin Donuts was robbed by a man in a gorilla suit (or a gorilla in a gorilla suit!)
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Goodbye, Jumoke
18-year-old gorilla dies at Ohio's Columbus Zoo and Aquarium from complications of an early pregnancy.
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
“oldest-known chimpanzee living in captivity”
Zakayo the chimpanzee celebrates his 44th birthday. Cake was served.
Monday, August 18, 2008
Sunday, August 17, 2008
Friday, August 15, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Goodbye, Hercules
43-year-old gorilla at the Dallas Zoo dies of cardiac arrest Wednesday afternoon after treatment for arthritis.
More: Behind the scenes: Hercules, the bitey gorilla.
More: Behind the scenes: Hercules, the bitey gorilla.
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
“They are trying so hard and that is so cute”
Monkeys at the zoo eating ice: What reporters cover on hot, slow, days.
Monday, August 11, 2008
Saturday, August 09, 2008
“catch and release 250 monkeys at a time”
Greater Hyderabad Municipal Corporation has insufficient cages, excess monkeys.
Friday, August 08, 2008
Thursday, August 07, 2008
In the US, we say cupcakes
February 22: Man chokes to death on "fairy cakes". August 7: Same story, same victim, same paper with original date noted.
Tuesday, August 05, 2008
I couldn't beleive
Scientists suprised by 125,000 western lowland gorillas that they hadn't known about.
Monday, August 04, 2008
Goodbye, Cocoa
37-year-old alpha male chimpanzee at Rolling Hills Wildlife Adventure in Kansas dies of infection.
Sunday, August 03, 2008
Saturday, August 02, 2008
“animal-enrichment exercise”
It's the time of year for the annual giving blocks of ice to the animals at the zoo stories.
Friday, August 01, 2008
Amelia Earhart, Judge Crater, D.B. Cooper, and Moe the chimpanzee
Search for Moe the chimpanzee called off.
Goodbye, Leila
10-year-old orangutan drowns while trying to catch food that visitor shouldn't have thrown, in Hamburg Germany.
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