Like Marmite, but crunchy

Toothy baby crocodiles found while Australians search for tasty and nutritious monkeys.

“from the Crocodylus Park on Darwin's outskirts”

Monkey thief sought in Australia.

Now we can all can put our minds at ease, I'm sure

U.N. to investigate gorilla killings in Congo.

“two new black and white ruffed lemurs”

Philadelphia Zoo's full of lemurs.

A contest even Michael Vick would watch

Monkey v. Dog v. Wikipedia at 10 Zen Monkeys.

“They don't speak English”

Siamangs-a-popping at Louisville Zoo.

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Never met a man food-source he didn't like

Michigan man with catholic appetites dead while enjoying globe-trotting vacation.

Goodbye, Fifi

Sydney, Australia's Taronga Zoo mourns Fifi, a 60-year-old chimpanzee.

“The creature stole his glasses”

South Korean tourist in India files charges against thieving monkey.

Lazy!

Humans first walked upright 'to save energy,' scientists say.

“tainted hummus”

Sampling Iranian delicacies sickens over 100 in Chicago.

ring-tailed lemurs unharmed

Zebra gunned down in Texas drive-by.

“China makes crap”

“Everyone is familiar with chimpanzees”

Given the chance, chimps learn from us.

“some bugger wants me for dinner”

Ewan McGregor attracts unwanted attention while making gorilla documentary in “Democratic Republic of Congo”.

“seized more than 900 poached monkeys”

Monkey-poachers in Malaysia suffer a loss.

“flung a huge rock”

Cameroon gorilla acts for all humanity.

Earning PMRC offsets

Al Gore, on a contact high, insists that entertainment celebrities pissing fuel away on “Live Earth” is politically sound.

“hysteria in Al Gore’s schlockumentary”

Ice drilling in Greenland dissents from Al Gore's unanimous consensus.

Cheez Whiz?

City of Brotherly Love makes room for more gorillas.

“at the lemur exhibit ”

A tree grows in South Carolina then it lands on a three-year-old.

“Maybe they were planning on building an ark”

If they'll steal monkeys, they'll steal kittens.

“grey-shanked douc”

Scientists discover “the world's largest known population of the endangered monkey species”, endangered still, like world's tallest midgets.

“bitten an actor on the set”

Chim Chim not a happy chimpanzee, PETA alleges.