“through May 13”

Goodall-themed 'Discovering Chimpanzees' exhibit opens at Miami's Metrozoo.

“they can be extremely vicious”

Fresno's Chaffee Zoo looks to furf out its aging Chimpanzee squad, including serial dung-flinger Bosco.

“at the original Nathan's Famous hot dog stand”

Boston general manager Theo Epstein, who owns a gorilla costume and, it seems, a mustard-stained tuxedo, married in secret ceremony

“monkeys run amok, proliferate, pillage”

Japanese farmers pay the price for protected monkeys in Aomori Prefecture.

“proceeded to urinate on Sienna’s back”

Former popette Sienna Miller poses with overamorous monkey.

“brought here as pets by the French in the 17th century”

Agricultural production in St. Kitts menaced by “the huge and ever increasing population of monkeys that wander the country side”.

“a warning to airmen and their families”

Air Force captures snow monkey in cage. Democrats demand exit strategy.

“to donate to children up to age 12”

oil for monkeys plan a go!

“And their many, many teeth”

Dr. Dork tempts fate in the form of potentially rabid monkeys.

“it does not sound promising”

Australian monkey-impersonator plans one-man show.

“sawed off at the ankles”

They stole Bigfoot's feet.

“Paleontologists discover most primitive primate skeleton”

Fossil of sabre-tooth lemur uncovered.

“dead animals were scattered on the blood-soaked ground”

Monkeys among the victims in central Baghdad bomb attack.

“stolen Monday from a chiropractic office”

Carving of Bigfoot swiped in Washington as crimewave continues,

“part of a European breeding programme”

Watching a young gibbon grow in Sussex .

“space monkey”

“no one wins when youths choke themselves”, declares newspaper.

“wrung out a sponge and scrubbed down the fridge”

He's a very clean old man monkey.

“keeping a primate as a pet is not a good idea”

Rabies shots for Louisiana boy in lemur attack.

“improper care and inhumane deaths”

Animal Welfare Act violator penalized at University of Connecticut Health Center.

“to feature polar bears and seals”

Wine king Brown-Forman to add Glacier Run to Louisville Zoo's Gorilla Forest.

“research misconduct ”

Falsehood in embryonic stem cell research further charged.

“this is a serious artistic project”

Monkeys not fooled by Canadian artist's plans to make 1,000-foot-long helium-filled-banana float over the Texas sky.

Exercise your right!

Don't blame me: I voted for Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey Press.

Brachiation's best!

Science fiction author calls for humanity to abandon upright locomotion, return to the trees, for the sake of the Earth.

“it’s best we don’t monkey around with it at this point”

Officials say some things Man not meant to know as sinkhole grows in Springfield, MO.

“Neighbors who live down the hill from Charlton Heston”

Dr. Zaius finds cohorts.

“how chimps have been exploited and mutilated by biomedical research”

Animal Rights for the masses.

What could go wrong?

Gorilla Pumpkin Hunt, your kids, and wine-tasting for the parents!

“Eating endangered or threatened species like gorilla and chimpanzee”

Lunch plans change as New York cracks down on non-USDA ethnic delicacies.

Strictly voluntary, really

Australian plan: over the next month, 24 people will be locked up, six at a time, in the old orangutan enclosure at the Adelaide Zoo.

“it’s been urinated on, it’s garbage”

Your no-longer-needed fur coat can warm a rehabilatated animal and assuage your guilty New York conscience almost as much as using it to strangle a conservative judge would.

Stop me if you've heard this one

A thief wearing a gorilla costume walks into a Minneapolis store...

“enjoying a new life”

Spongebob the squirrel monkey celebrates the New Year.