Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Aint no big deal!

First Connecticut was a laughing-stock because we were an unwitting host to a bird-fighting ring. Now, because the sentence was probation.

Monday, September 28, 2009

“which had escaped from a zoo”

Calls are made to police in UK as gorilla-costumed charity runner is mistaken for gorilla.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Thursday, September 24, 2009

What a maroon!

He's not beneath contempt, repugs, he's entirely deserving of contempt!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

They do protest too much

Why do Democrats assume that any references anyone else makes to monkeys can only refer to the President?

Sunday, September 20, 2009

“to beat their ideological drum”

A struggling scholar gets all wee-weed up at people who fail to ignore facts instead of reciting the politically correct view of bonobos.

Friday, September 18, 2009

A gorilla may put the touch on you, though

Those with a Facebook account can Friend a Gorilla.


A poor man's Rich Little

Kathleen Sebelius does Bela Lugosi impressions.

Goodbye Charlie

Charlie, chimpanzee at the Oregon Zoo, dies of suspected heart attack or stroke.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Goodbye Titus

One of Rwanda's oldest Mountain Gorilla silverbacks, Titus The Gorilla King, has died.

Sunday, September 13, 2009


Apes can see ripe bananas flouresce, Austrian scientist says.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

I wonder if alcohol was involved

"disrupted a New York Mets game by jumping onto Citi Field naked except for a stuffed monkey tied around his waist"

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

“simply epic”

Monkey-masked Arizona scofflaw cited, and cited, and cited, and ...

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

Friday, September 04, 2009

Thursday, September 03, 2009

“an Asian origin for anthropoid primates”

Ganlea megacanina shows that the first anthropoids originated in Asia rather than in Africa,” said French paleontologist Professor Laurent Marivaux.

“a needle in a haystack”

Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation is seeking after a pet Patas monkey in Marion County

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

“fruit, leaves and small vertebrates like mice”

Mouse has hair's-breadth escape from lemur at Five Sisters Zoo in perfidious Scotland.

“Metallica made them react”

Scientists find cottontop tamarins rocking out, throwing devil's horns, in a mellow fashion.