Monday, April 30, 2007

Individually and as a group

They'll roast our stomachs in hell. We've heard this before. Iraq's National Resistance and their pals in the US can both fuck themselves.

Silly us!

We Westerners see insects or monkey's brains as weird foods


Sandmonkey hangs it up.

“routinely added to animal feed”

Boycott China, free Tibet.

Saturday, April 28, 2007

“deceptively strong”

Kiefer Sutherland fears orangutans. Also copy editors.

“returned to earth safely”

04/28/1959: monkeys in space.

“We imitate the birds and monkeys”

Ecuador's Andes Manta hopes to attract new listeners.

“some monkeys moved out to their summer area yesterday”

Spring comes to North Dakota.

“kind of ruined the Earth”

Land of steady habits invaded by Jane Goodall.

Huh. I didn't even know she was sick!

Portland OR has a Jane Goodall Environmental Middle School. Chest-beating trumps reading, I betcha.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

“transferred to an upstate New York zoo”

Tennessee's Memphis Zoo now gorilla-less.

“like China”

Would-be monkey scheduled for ritual abusiture by PETA.

“easily identifiable”

Brooklyn band The Violet Hour loses toy monkey Mr. Monkey.

“terrified of a monkey once”

Renfeild finds a fellow diner in India.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

“driving with an obstructed view”

Eager policeman busts drug smuggler with toy monkey stuffed with hydrocodone, Xanax, and Soma, which smell like marijuana, it seems.

Goodbye, Tabitha

26-year-old female gorilla at Calgary Zoo dead after seizure.

Monday, April 16, 2007

Friday, April 13, 2007

“godawful cartoon”

Call issued to omit Chim-Chim from coming live-action Speed Racer.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

“which also owns Madame Tussauds waxworks”

Gorillas threaten to down tools at UK's Chessington World of Adventures.

“helps scientists retrieve data”

Zoo Atlanta orangutans to pwn with new arboreal computing initiative.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Snip, snip!

65,000 monkeys to get sterilised in India's Himachal Pradesh state.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

“tests are being run”

Pair of siamangs dead of undetermined causes at Kentucky's Louisville Zoo.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Maybe blame George Bush?

New York's Binghamton Zoo at Ross Park seeks to regain AZA certification.

“the animal was placed in quarantine”

Spider monkey flees Mexico City zoo, boards bus, attacks passenger, and is offered guest worker status by California.

Update: Not a monkey at all, a kinkajou! Red Cross can't tell the difference. No donation for you!

And that one's Ook-ook

Bonobos at Great Ape Trust of Iowa to name their trumpeter swan neighbors.